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Old 03-14-2006, 11:36 AM
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Default The Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale - Ever

The world shortest fairy tale - ever
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O Almighty Lord God, who neither slumberest nor sleepest; Protect and assist, we beseech thee, all those who at home or abroad, by land, by sea, or in the air, are serving this country, that they, being armed with thy defence, may be preserved evermore in all perils; and being filled with wisdom and girded with strength, may do their duty to thy honour and glory; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.

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Old 03-14-2006, 12:17 PM
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Boats mine said Yes and I ain't been able to much of those things at all ever since
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Old 03-14-2006, 12:48 PM
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Yea - I know the feelin -
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O Almighty Lord God, who neither slumberest nor sleepest; Protect and assist, we beseech thee, all those who at home or abroad, by land, by sea, or in the air, are serving this country, that they, being armed with thy defence, may be preserved evermore in all perils; and being filled with wisdom and girded with strength, may do their duty to thy honour and glory; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.

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Old 03-14-2006, 03:03 PM
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Same Here can bairly tell you when I last went fishin!
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Old 03-15-2006, 08:21 AM
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Geez I think I was 17 or 18 the last time I went fishing.
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Old 03-16-2006, 01:31 PM
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Yeah, but nobody seems to want to marry a chick that likes to hunt, fish, golf & drink beer
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Old 03-16-2006, 03:11 PM
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Wives are like puppies...If you dont train em right from the beginning, they'll just $hit all over you.....I gotta go now, the wife's calling
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Old 03-17-2006, 07:54 AM
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That right I'm the head man in my house, but if you need something done ya gotta ask my wife the General.
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Old 03-17-2006, 08:34 AM
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When my wife and I argue I always get in the last two words ..... " Yes Dear "
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Old 03-17-2006, 11:52 AM
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He created man first but man just stood around or wandered aimlessly so He created woman to give man something to do. Mans been following orders from woman ever since.
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