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#1
09-24-2002, 10:51 PM
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Show Your Patriotism
As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, this Saturday at 2:00 p.m. Eastern time all North American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they think it's okay to see other women nude and to show support for their fellow sisters. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation.  God bless America!!
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#2
09-25-2002, 04:48 AM
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phuloi
Dang nab it!! One of the joys of living out here in the country has just been found wanting, as I want to sit and support our anti-Taliban efforts. Onlyest problem is that they ain't no neighbors! And to make the perposed sellebration complete, add some barbecued pork ribs to the scenario!!
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09-25-2002, 02:41 PM
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Hmm, seems to me the Gal next door is a super, mega patriot of long standing and ain?t that hard to look at actually, not that I do of course. But she struts her stuff in her back yard all summer long and now I?m thinking I need to get some fife, drum and cannonade going. Her boyfriend isn?t a Patriot though as he gets to hollering at her when he catches up with her buff demonstration of patriotism. Now I?m thinking he?s one of them stupid Talibs that is up to no good. So maybe I?d best grab up some Marines and prepare to board. Lock?n load-borders away?.save the Patriot Lads, away.
Scamp
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09-26-2002, 08:56 AM
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Nekkid females
I am surrounded by unclothed females on all sides. They are called cows. Now since the Taliban has no ban on looking at these females you will know them by these signs:
  
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