How True !!!

[MORTARDUDE]

Inspiration:
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God created...
God created the mule, and told him: "You will be Mule, working
constantly from dawn to dusk, carrying heavy loads on your back.
You will eat grass and you will lack intelligence. You will live for
50 years." "The mule answered: "To live like this for 50 years is
too much. Please, give me no more than 20." And it was so.

Then God created the dog, and told him: "You will hold vigilance
over the dwellings of Man, to whom you will be his greatest
companion. You will eat his table scraps and live for 25 years."
"And the dog responded: "Lord, to live 25 years as a dog is too
much. Please, no more than 10 years." And it was so.

God then created the monkey, and told him: "You are Monkey.
You will swing from tree to tree, acting like an idiot. You will
be funny, and you shall live for 20 years." "And the monkey
responded: "Lord, to live 20 years as the clown of the world
is too much. Please, Lord, give me no more than 10 years."

And it was so. Finally, God created Man and told him: "You
are Man, the only rational being that walks the earth. You
will use your intelligence to have mastery over the
creatures of the world. You will dominate the earth
and live for 20 years." "And the man responded:
"Lord, to be Man for only 20 years is too little.
Please, Lord, give me the 20 years the mule
refused, the 15 years the dog refused, and
the ten years the monkey rejected." And it was so.

And so God made Man to live 20 years as a man, then
marry and live 20 years like a mule working and carrying
heavy loads on his back. Then, he is to have children and
live 15 years as a dog, guarding his house and eating the
leftovers after they empty the pantry; then, in his old age,
to live 10 years as a monkey, acting like a clown to amuse
his grandchildren. "And it was so."