George W. Bush, I will "restore honor and dignity to the White House."

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BOSTON—Addressing guests at a $2,000-a-plate fundraiser, George W. Bush
pledged Monday that, if re-elected in November, he and running mate Dick
Cheney will "restore honor and dignity to the White House."

"After years of false statements and empty promises, it's time for big
changes in Washington," Bush said. "We need a president who will finally
stand up and fight against the lies and corruption. It's time to renew
the faith the people once had in the White House. If elected, I pledge
to usher in a new era of integrity inside the Oval Office."

Bush told the crowd that, if given the opportunity, he would work to
reestablish the goodwill of the American people "from the very first
hour of the very first day" of his second term.

"The people have spoken," Bush said. "They said they want change. They
said it's time to clean up Washington. They're tired of politics as
usual. They're tired of the pursuit of self-interest that has gripped
Washington. They want to see an end to partisan bickering and
closed-door decision-making. If I'm elected, I'll make sure that the
American people can once again place their trust in the White House."

Bush said the soaring national debt and the lengthy war in Iraq have
shaken Americans' faith in the highest levels of government.

"A credibility gap has opened between the Oval Office and America," Bush
said. "The public hears talk, but they don't see any result. But if you
choose me as your next president, the promises I make in my inaugural
address will actually mean something. The president of this country will
be held accountable for his promises, starting Jan. 20 of next year."

Bush said that, if chosen to be the next president, he would "set the
nation on a course to a new, different, and brighter future."

"One thing is clear—it's time for a fresh beginning," Bush said. "Choose
the ticket that leads to freedom, peace, and security. Choose Bush and
Cheney."

Cheney spoke Monday at an event in Atlanta, addressing a crowd of 2,500
supporters from the tobacco and soft-drink industries.

"After these past three years, we need to rebuild a government based on
old-fashioned American values: duty, dignity, and responsibility," said
Cheney, who has served as a Wyoming congressman and U.S. vice-president.
"George Bush is a man of these values, and he's ready to begin to put
them to work in Washington."

Cheney continued: "George W. Bush will lead this great nation by
building coalitions, not burning bridges; by serving the people, not
special interests; by looking to the future, while borrowing from the
great lessons of the past."

Cheney said he and Bush will return "time-honored American values" to
the White House.

"In years past, American citizens looked to the president as a paragon
of decency, a beacon in the storm," Cheney said. "When did America lose
her way?"

In an interview published in Tuesday's Washington Post, Bush-Cheney 2004
campaign manager Ken Mehlman summarized the new platform.

"Bush-Cheney 2004 is a campaign built on straight talk," Mehlman said.
"It's time for a president who can be a role model for Americans. Bush
is the man for the job. He'll finally restore integrity to the highest
office in the land. Won't you give him a chance?"

Oil man speak with forked tongue - Is this another, "A promise made is a
promise kept ?" Let's see.....



"George Orwell" wrote in message
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> http://www.theonion.com/4004/top_story.html
>
>
>
> BOSTON—Addressing guests at a $2,000-a-plate fundraiser, George W. Bush
> pledged Monday that, if re-elected in November, he and running mate Dick
> Cheney will "restore honor and dignity to the White House."
>
> "After years of false statements and empty promises, it's time for big
> changes in Washington," Bush said. "We need a president who will finally
> stand up and fight against the lies and corruption. It's time to renew
> the faith the people once had in the White House. If elected, I pledge
> to usher in a new era of integrity inside the Oval Office."
>
> Bush told the crowd that, if given the opportunity, he would work to
> reestablish the goodwill of the American people "from the very first
> hour of the very first day" of his second term.
>
> "The people have spoken," Bush said. "They said they want change. They
> said it's time to clean up Washington. They're tired of politics as
> usual. They're tired of the pursuit of self-interest that has gripped
> Washington. They want to see an end to partisan bickering and
> closed-door decision-making. If I'm elected, I'll make sure that the
> American people can once again place their trust in the White House."
>
> Bush said the soaring national debt and the lengthy war in Iraq have
> shaken Americans' faith in the highest levels of government.
>
> "A credibility gap has opened between the Oval Office and America," Bush
> said. "The public hears talk, but they don't see any result. But if you
> choose me as your next president, the promises I make in my inaugural
> address will actually mean something. The president of this country will
> be held accountable for his promises, starting Jan. 20 of next year."
>
> Bush said that, if chosen to be the next president, he would "set the
> nation on a course to a new, different, and brighter future."
>
> "One thing is clear—it's time for a fresh beginning," Bush said. "Choose
> the ticket that leads to freedom, peace, and security. Choose Bush and
> Cheney."
>
> Cheney spoke Monday at an event in Atlanta, addressing a crowd of 2,500
> supporters from the tobacco and soft-drink industries.
>
> "After these past three years, we need to rebuild a government based on
> old-fashioned American values: duty, dignity, and responsibility," said
> Cheney, who has served as a Wyoming congressman and U.S. vice-president.
> "George Bush is a man of these values, and he's ready to begin to put
> them to work in Washington."
>
> Cheney continued: "George W. Bush will lead this great nation by
> building coalitions, not burning bridges; by serving the people, not
> special interests; by looking to the future, while borrowing from the
> great lessons of the past."
>
> Cheney said he and Bush will return "time-honored American values" to
> the White House.
>
> "In years past, American citizens looked to the president as a paragon
> of decency, a beacon in the storm," Cheney said. "When did America lose
> her way?"
>
> In an interview published in Tuesday's Washington Post, Bush-Cheney 2004
> campaign manager Ken Mehlman summarized the new platform.
>
> "Bush-Cheney 2004 is a campaign built on straight talk," Mehlman said.
> "It's time for a president who can be a role model for Americans. Bush
> is the man for the job. He'll finally restore integrity to the highest
> office in the land. Won't you give him a chance?"
>

Oil man speak with forked tongue - Is this another, "A promise made is a
promise kept ?" Let's see.....



"George Orwell" wrote in message
news:79a648f1014e44de7dbd134aa9f28bc7@mixmaster.it ...
> http://www.theonion.com/4004/top_story.html
>
>
>
> BOSTON—Addressing guests at a $2,000-a-plate fundraiser, George W. Bush
> pledged Monday that, if re-elected in November, he and running mate Dick
> Cheney will "restore honor and dignity to the White House."
>
> "After years of false statements and empty promises, it's time for big
> changes in Washington," Bush said. "We need a president who will finally
> stand up and fight against the lies and corruption. It's time to renew
> the faith the people once had in the White House. If elected, I pledge
> to usher in a new era of integrity inside the Oval Office."
>
> Bush told the crowd that, if given the opportunity, he would work to
> reestablish the goodwill of the American people "from the very first
> hour of the very first day" of his second term.
>
> "The people have spoken," Bush said. "They said they want change. They
> said it's time to clean up Washington. They're tired of politics as
> usual. They're tired of the pursuit of self-interest that has gripped
> Washington. They want to see an end to partisan bickering and
> closed-door decision-making. If I'm elected, I'll make sure that the
> American people can once again place their trust in the White House."
>
> Bush said the soaring national debt and the lengthy war in Iraq have
> shaken Americans' faith in the highest levels of government.
>
> "A credibility gap has opened between the Oval Office and America," Bush
> said. "The public hears talk, but they don't see any result. But if you
> choose me as your next president, the promises I make in my inaugural
> address will actually mean something. The president of this country will
> be held accountable for his promises, starting Jan. 20 of next year."
>
> Bush said that, if chosen to be the next president, he would "set the
> nation on a course to a new, different, and brighter future."
>
> "One thing is clear—it's time for a fresh beginning," Bush said. "Choose
> the ticket that leads to freedom, peace, and security. Choose Bush and
> Cheney."
>
> Cheney spoke Monday at an event in Atlanta, addressing a crowd of 2,500
> supporters from the tobacco and soft-drink industries.
>
> "After these past three years, we need to rebuild a government based on
> old-fashioned American values: duty, dignity, and responsibility," said
> Cheney, who has served as a Wyoming congressman and U.S. vice-president.
> "George Bush is a man of these values, and he's ready to begin to put
> them to work in Washington."
>
> Cheney continued: "George W. Bush will lead this great nation by
> building coalitions, not burning bridges; by serving the people, not
> special interests; by looking to the future, while borrowing from the
> great lessons of the past."
>
> Cheney said he and Bush will return "time-honored American values" to
> the White House.
>
> "In years past, American citizens looked to the president as a paragon
> of decency, a beacon in the storm," Cheney said. "When did America lose
> her way?"
>
> In an interview published in Tuesday's Washington Post, Bush-Cheney 2004
> campaign manager Ken Mehlman summarized the new platform.
>
> "Bush-Cheney 2004 is a campaign built on straight talk," Mehlman said.
> "It's time for a president who can be a role model for Americans. Bush
> is the man for the job. He'll finally restore integrity to the highest
> office in the land. Won't you give him a chance?"
>

"Bob Balick" wrote in message
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> Oil man speak with forked tongue - Is this another, "A promise made is a
> promise kept ?" Let's see.....
>
>
>
> "George Orwell" wrote in message
> news:79a648f1014e44de7dbd134aa9f28bc7@mixmaster.it ...
> > http://www.theonion.com/4004/top_story.html
> >
> >
> >
> > BOSTON—Addressing guests at a $2,000-a-plate fundraiser, George W. Bush
> > pledged Monday that, if re-elected in November, he and running mate Dick
> > Cheney will "restore honor and dignity to the White House."
> >
> > "After years of false statements and empty promises, it's time for big
> > changes in Washington," Bush said. "We need a president who will finally
> > stand up and fight against the lies and corruption. It's time to renew
> > the faith the people once had in the White House. If elected, I pledge
> > to usher in a new era of integrity inside the Oval Office."
> >
> > Bush told the crowd that, if given the opportunity, he would work to
> > reestablish the goodwill of the American people "from the very first
> > hour of the very first day" of his second term.
> >
> > "The people have spoken," Bush said. "They said they want change. They
> > said it's time to clean up Washington. They're tired of politics as
> > usual. They're tired of the pursuit of self-interest that has gripped
> > Washington. They want to see an end to partisan bickering and
> > closed-door decision-making. If I'm elected, I'll make sure that the
> > American people can once again place their trust in the White House."
> >
> > Bush said the soaring national debt and the lengthy war in Iraq have
> > shaken Americans' faith in the highest levels of government.
> >
> > "A credibility gap has opened between the Oval Office and America," Bush
> > said. "The public hears talk, but they don't see any result. But if you
> > choose me as your next president, the promises I make in my inaugural
> > address will actually mean something. The president of this country will
> > be held accountable for his promises, starting Jan. 20 of next year."
> >
> > Bush said that, if chosen to be the next president, he would "set the
> > nation on a course to a new, different, and brighter future."
> >
> > "One thing is clear—it's time for a fresh beginning," Bush said. "Choose
> > the ticket that leads to freedom, peace, and security. Choose Bush and
> > Cheney."
> >
> > Cheney spoke Monday at an event in Atlanta, addressing a crowd of 2,500
> > supporters from the tobacco and soft-drink industries.
> >
> > "After these past three years, we need to rebuild a government based on
> > old-fashioned American values: duty, dignity, and responsibility," said
> > Cheney, who has served as a Wyoming congressman and U.S. vice-president.
> > "George Bush is a man of these values, and he's ready to begin to put
> > them to work in Washington."
> >
> > Cheney continued: "George W. Bush will lead this great nation by
> > building coalitions, not burning bridges; by serving the people, not
> > special interests; by looking to the future, while borrowing from the
> > great lessons of the past."
> >
> > Cheney said he and Bush will return "time-honored American values" to
> > the White House.
> >
> > "In years past, American citizens looked to the president as a paragon
> > of decency, a beacon in the storm," Cheney said. "When did America lose
> > her way?"
> >
> > In an interview published in Tuesday's Washington Post, Bush-Cheney 2004
> > campaign manager Ken Mehlman summarized the new platform.
> >
> > "Bush-Cheney 2004 is a campaign built on straight talk," Mehlman said.
> > "It's time for a president who can be a role model for Americans. Bush
> > is the man for the job. He'll finally restore integrity to the highest
> > office in the land. Won't you give him a chance?"
> >
>
>


Oil man speak with forked tongue - Is this another, "A promise made is a
> promise kept ?" Let's see.....

Well we tried that Party last time their promises suck I agree

Tom

In article
"Bob Balick" wrote:
>
> Oil man speak with forked tongue - Is this another, "A promise
made is a
> promise kept ?" Let's see.....

It's a parody (and a good one).

George WMD Bush running against the _current_ administration!
>
>
>
> "George Orwell" wrote in message
> news:79a648f1014e44de7dbd134aa9f28bc7@mixmaster.it ...
> > http://www.theonion.com/4004/top_story.html
> >
> >
> >
> > BOSTON—Addressing guests at a $2,000-a-plate fundraiser,
George W. Bush
> > pledged Monday that, if re-elected in November, he and
running mate Dick
> > Cheney will "restore honor and dignity to the White House."
> >
> > "After years of false statements and empty promises, it's
time for big
> > changes in Washington," Bush said. "We need a president who
will finally
> > stand up and fight against the lies and corruption. It's
time to renew
> > the faith the people once had in the White House. If
elected, I pledge
> > to usher in a new era of integrity inside the Oval Office."
> >
> > Bush told the crowd that, if given the opportunity, he would
work to
> > reestablish the goodwill of the American people "from the
very first
> > hour of the very first day" of his second term.
> >
> > "The people have spoken," Bush said. "They said they want
change. They
> > said it's time to clean up Washington. They're tired of
politics as
> > usual. They're tired of the pursuit of self-interest that
has gripped
> > Washington. They want to see an end to partisan bickering and
> > closed-door decision-making. If I'm elected, I'll make sure
that the
> > American people can once again place their trust in the
White House."
> >
> > Bush said the soaring national debt and the lengthy war in
Iraq have
> > shaken Americans' faith in the highest levels of government.
> >
> > "A credibility gap has opened between the Oval Office and
America," Bush
> > said. "The public hears talk, but they don't see any result.
But if you
> > choose me as your next president, the promises I make in my
inaugural
> > address will actually mean something. The president of this
country will
> > be held accountable for his promises, starting Jan. 20 of
next year."
> >
> > Bush said that, if chosen to be the next president, he would
"set the
> > nation on a course to a new, different, and brighter future."
> >
> > "One thing is clear—it's time for a fresh beginning," Bush
said. "Choose
> > the ticket that leads to freedom, peace, and security.
Choose Bush and
> > Cheney."
> >
> > Cheney spoke Monday at an event in Atlanta, addressing a
crowd of 2,500
> > supporters from the tobacco and soft-drink industries.
> >
> > "After these past three years, we need to rebuild a
government based on
> > old-fashioned American values: duty, dignity, and
responsibility," said
> > Cheney, who has served as a Wyoming congressman and U.S.
vice-president.
> > "George Bush is a man of these values, and he's ready to
begin to put
> > them to work in Washington."
> >
> > Cheney continued: "George W. Bush will lead this great
nation by
> > building coalitions, not burning bridges; by serving the
people, not
> > special interests; by looking to the future, while borrowing
from the
> > great lessons of the past."
> >
> > Cheney said he and Bush will return "time-honored American
values" to
> > the White House.
> >
> > "In years past, American citizens looked to the president as
a paragon
> > of decency, a beacon in the storm," Cheney said. "When did
America lose
> > her way?"
> >
> > In an interview published in Tuesday's Washington Post, Bush-
Cheney 2004
> > campaign manager Ken Mehlman summarized the new platform.
> >
> > "Bush-Cheney 2004 is a campaign built on straight talk,"
Mehlman said.
> > "It's time for a president who can be a role model for
Americans. Bush
> > is the man for the job. He'll finally restore integrity to
the highest
> > office in the land. Won't you give him a chance?"
> >