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Old 10-13-2005, 02:29 PM
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Subject: The Firefighter

A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and cat.
The firefighter walks over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck", he says with admiration.
"Thanks!" the girl says.
The firefighter takes a closer look and notices the girl has tied her wagon to the dog's collar and the cat's testicles.
"Little Partner", the firefighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."
The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
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Old 10-13-2005, 03:26 PM
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Old 10-13-2005, 03:37 PM
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Old 10-13-2005, 04:54 PM
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Chris...good one, thanks!

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Old 10-13-2005, 05:17 PM
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keith I leave tommorrow morning going to hunt down by the river place this weekend then possibly the teanaway next weekend
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Old 10-13-2005, 06:28 PM
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Old 10-13-2005, 07:22 PM
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A nice Muley Buck jumped in front of my Bronco II coming down Manastash Canyon. Just missed him.
Wish I'd could of roped him and tied him up for Saturday.

Chris,
Give me a call when you come over to the Teanaway.

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Old 11-28-2005, 05:13 AM
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What---I thought all fire trucks had a cat tied up somehow under the hood.
You know,, Sirens are almost useless while enroute to a call. People drive with there windows up and AC/Heater on and radio blairing, They see what is in front of them for about 50 feet (no more)
But, we have AIR Horns, these will get your attention.

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