Happy Thanksgiving To All

[Advisor]

Twas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep.
I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.
The leftovers beckoned - the dark meat and white,
But I fought the temptation with all of my might.

Tossing and turning with anticipation,
The thought of a snack became infatuation.
So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door
And gazed at the fridge full of goodies galore.

I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.
I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
'Til all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.

I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky,
With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.
But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees..
Happy eating to all, pass the cranberries, please.

May your stuffing be tasty, your turkey be plump.
Your potatoes '''n gravy have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious, your pies take the prize.
May your Thanksgiving dinner stay off of your thighs.

Author Unknown

[kenmar]

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[janecallanan]

[janecallanan]

A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became
friends.
Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch.
They discovered that they both brought turkey sandwiches every day!
This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a turkey sandwich.
He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating turkey, don't you like it anymore?"
She said, "I love it, but I have to stop eating it."
"Why?" he said.
She pointed to her lap and said, "Cause I'm starting to grow little
feathers down there!"
"Let me see" he said.
"Okay" and she pulled up her skirt.
He looked and said "That's right you are, better not eat any more turkey."
He kept eating his turkey sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter.
He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating turkey. I'm starting to get feathers down there too."
She asked if she could look so he pulled down his pants for her.
She said "Oh, my God, it's too late for you, you've already got the neck and gizzards!!!"