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Brice is 64, eh?
I dunno....story I heard was that the first weapon the Army issued him was a flintlock! Happy Birthday, Brice!!! |
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Brice,...
...Happy Birthday,...
...Being the orneriest of the bunch,... ...err, senior member,... ...Yes folks, another member of the OFC, that's Old Farts Club" has grabed his walker, and is doin' the walker waltz today, singin', ... Take me out to the walmart,... ...Take me out where it's sane, ...Take me out to the walmart ... "Take me out to with my cane",... ...show me the depends, and I'll do my knee bends, ...I'll take my meds, I'll even shower, I promise not to holler,... ...Take me out to walmart,... ...Take me out where it's sane,... ...show me some biddy's with their droopin pretty's, ...and I promise I won't do the same,... ...Take me out to the walmart,... ...Take me out where it's sane,... ... I won't moon the greeter this time, ...I won't light up a smoke,... ...and if john's with me,... ...I won't let him toke, ,(couldn't resist) ...I won't let Bob bring any sheep,... ...we won't take nuthin' we ain't supposed to keep,... ...Take me out to the walmart,... ...Take me out where it's sane,... ...just unstrap the restraints, we'll all be so good,... ...hand me my truss, I won't make a fuss,... ...just take me out to the walmart,....... ...Steve, it wasn't a flintlock, it was a club with a Saber tooth stuck in it,... ...
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Scout.....Happy B-Day, I remember 64, it was a good year.
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Scout
Proper position of attention. Dressed in an appropriate manner, breaking starch. Hand salute that would almost make me blooming eyebrow fly. Happy birthday sir.
and Stay Healthy, Andy |
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Happy birthday Brice,
I hope the Texas sun smiled warmly on you today. Don't pay any attention to all these folks poking fun at your age. You still aren't old enough to apply for the "Old Codger's Club." http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/...e/2466290.html Chilidog |
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Happy Birthday Brice
Reminds me of This song by the Beatles - "When I'm 64" Lyrics: When I get older, losing my hair, many years from now, Will you still be sending me a Valentine,birthday greetings, bottle of wine? If I'd been out 'till quarter to three,would you lock the door? Will you still need me, will you still feed me, When I'm sixty-four? Hmm------mmm---mmmh. You'll be older, too.Aaah, and if you say the word, I could stay with you. I could be handy, mending a fuse, when your lights have gone. You can knit a sweater by the fireside, sunday mornings, go for a ride. Doing the garden, digging the weeds, who could ask for more? Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm sixty four? Every summer we can rent a cottage in the Isle of Wight,if it's not too dear. We shall scrimp and save. Ah, grandchildren on your knee, Vera, Chuck, and Dave. Send me a postcard, drop me a line stating point of view. Indicate precisely what you mean to say, yours sincerely wasting away. Give me your answer, fill in a form, mine forever more. Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm sixty four? by John Lennon/Paul McCartney
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Brice,
hope you had a GREAT B'DAY, Sir. Hey, 64 isn't so old.........if you're a TREE .
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Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas to Father Time!
Father Packwolski
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To One and All!
What a blessing! A plethora of pals, a gaggle of gals, and a bevy of buddies! Irrespective of your obvious dysfunctional behavior, you fit right in with the remainder of my family. Truly grateful for all the greetings, distasteful doggerel ( ), and lame attempts at humor.
What made the day even more complete was a visit by son #1 and his brood of three great children (he's scheduled to deploy to Tuszla next month), a call from daughter #2 from Afghanistan, and a wonderfully delicious steak and shrimp dinner with a beautiful blonde last night. Since I still behave like I'm thirty, I don't know how a 64 is supposed to act. Just put the Rogaine, Viagra and lineament on the shelf for a couple more years! Thanks again gang!! (Uniquely sculpted, seasoned citizen quietly steps away with a sly, satisfied grin....)
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Brice...
Since getting in on this late,...
a belated Happy Birthday to you YOUNGSTER (a little older). Whatever, don't ever excuse that: "Acting 30" bit. Always worked/works well for me,... and especially In The Sack. The Other Scout, Neil Last edited by 82Rigger; 07-14-2008 at 01:08 AM. |
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