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Old 12-13-2003, 03:01 PM
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Talking Snow or Rain?

Russian couple were walking down the street in Moscow one night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose.

"I think it's raining," he said to his wife.

"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied.

"No, I'm sure it was just rain" he said.

Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a Communist Party official walking towards them.

"Let's not fight about it," the husband said, "let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing." As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Commrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?"

"It's raining, of course," he replied, and walked on.

But the woman insisted, "I know that felt like snow!"

To which the man quietly replied:

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wait for it

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*hee hee hee

"Rudolph the Red knows rain dear."

TOLD YA!

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Old 12-13-2003, 03:54 PM
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Thumbs down Its time for therapy!

That was Bad!

Time for therapy! Quickly schedule an appointment before its too late.

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Old 12-13-2003, 05:48 PM
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Jeezz, I wounder if Keith sets up group sessions.
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Originally posted by Keith_Hixson That was Bad!

Time for therapy! Quickly schedule an appointment before its too late.

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Old 12-13-2003, 08:13 PM
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That is a true GROANER !!
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Old 12-13-2003, 11:25 PM
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Jimmy and I will be setting up therapy session those who spread groans and moans.

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Old 12-14-2003, 09:10 AM
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Dear Mr Therapist:

I most sincerely thank-you for the offer oftherapy forthe moans....

That was oh so sweet of you but I am 'seeing someone in shipping'

The groans, however, will keep on truckin'!



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