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08-19-2004, 06:20 PM
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Deranged!
I have been diagnosed as having dementia for about three years now. At least I think it's been three years. Fine and dandy but now it has spread. I fell on my knee a few months ago and had an MRI last week. My MD called me and left a message on my answering machine that my report came back and I had a deranged right knee and for me to call to get the details.
What next for the Psycovets? John has a hairy palm and now I have a deranged knee. I should have guessed. It has been acting very peculiar lately. I woke up the other night to hear my right knee chanting in some arcane language. It has been trying to get me to go over when it sees a particularly attractive female right knee so it can rub up against it. When will this end? My funny bones are turning into crazy bones!
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08-19-2004, 06:31 PM
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Any derangement
Any derangement must have occurred from visiting on Psycho Mtn.
Keith 
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08-19-2004, 06:52 PM
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Well, it is true that there were a lot of really wierd knees there. Plus a few good looking ones.
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08-19-2004, 06:58 PM
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Doc
Obviously, your physician is still the 'practicing' variety, when in fact, your require a full-blown professional. After consulting with the local physician at the VA clinic, I was informed that 'deranged knee' means you hurt yourself after falling off the stove, so in the words of that classic Country & Western song writer, "Git off the Stove, Grandpa, you're Too Old to Ride the Range."
In the meantime, raise your sights, if not your vision, and join us connoisseurs as Bun Men.
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08-20-2004, 04:56 AM
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As far as deranged people from psyco mountain.....I represent that comment ,and I think I have the same problem in both knees.......along with other parts of my anatomy. Bob K
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