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BobK - Do you know MIKE - I like Mike
Making this an attachment rather than a paste. Just got this.
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Boats O Almighty Lord God, who neither slumberest nor sleepest; Protect and assist, we beseech thee, all those who at home or abroad, by land, by sea, or in the air, are serving this country, that they, being armed with thy defence, may be preserved evermore in all perils; and being filled with wisdom and girded with strength, may do their duty to thy honour and glory; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen. "IN GOD WE TRUST" |
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Should have been Mark (my errrrrrer)
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Boats O Almighty Lord God, who neither slumberest nor sleepest; Protect and assist, we beseech thee, all those who at home or abroad, by land, by sea, or in the air, are serving this country, that they, being armed with thy defence, may be preserved evermore in all perils; and being filled with wisdom and girded with strength, may do their duty to thy honour and glory; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen. "IN GOD WE TRUST" |
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Boats
Little Mark is Cool!!! Teacher was passing out candy at the end of the day when she came to Mark.... Mark looked in the basket and said"I don't what any of that $hit". Teacher was shocked and disciplined little Mark. Next day same thing and the same reply out of Little Mark. teacher calls up little Mark's father and tells him he needs to come to school and enter the classroom through the back door so Mark doesn't see him. Next day Mark's dad shows up and takes a seat in the back of the class. Teacher starts to pass out candy of which Mark replys "I don't what any of that $hit". Teacher turns to the father and says " Did you hear that" Of which the father replied "Phuck em. don't give em any". Bob K
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Real old guy....(older than Sid), sitting on a bench in the garden of the ol' folks home.
Betty comes out, another resident, and says Sid, what do you miss in life now that your old. Sid replies, "Sex!" Betty laughs and says, "Why you dirty ol' man, you couldn't get it up if you tried. Sid, "Your right Betty, but if I pulled it out, would you just hold it for me?" Betty, "Yes Sid, I will." Night after night they meet in the garden and Betty holds Sid's package. One night, she comes out to meet Sid, and he's gone. She looks around and sure enough, by the pond, there's Sid with Ethel holding on to Mr. Happy. "Sid, you two timing SOB! What does Ethel have that I don't?" "PARKINSON'S" Sid answers. Hope it was worth the wait. Pack
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I've heard that having sex when your old is like shooting pool with a rope.
Booger
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