Red Sox anti-Kerry

[Andy]

Kevin Millar of the Boston Red Sox is against John Kerry. During the Democratic National Convention, Kerry and no less than six other Senators obtained front row box seats to watch the Bosox. (Usually such seats can only be obtain if your rich uncle leaves them in his will.) During the game Kevin Millar was one of several sox to hit a home run. As is usual Millar ran back to the dugout along the stands and did a high- five with a number of the fans, including Kerry.

However, when the game was over Millar left the dough out quickly in need of using the toilet. When he got to the club house secret service men surrounded the stalls and would not let him in. Kerry was taking a dump so no one else was allowed into the area.

Millar said, ??it?s our dumper?? and he didn?t care if the Queen of England had to do number two, it wasn?t like he wanted to go into the same stall as the Senator. Considering the Red Sox first baseman/ right fielder wasn?t wearing his hat and had pulled off his shirt it would have been difficult for him to have hidden a bomb on his person. Millar suggested that in the future Kerry bring his own port-o-potty to Red Sox games. When asked if this would change his vote Millar said, "No, I'm from Texas".

Stay healthy,
Andy