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03-18-2003, 09:52 AM
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LOCOWEED
Loco: ?Crazy or Insane? [US slang]
Locoweed: ?Any of several leguminous plants (genera Astragalus & Oxytropis) native to the Southwestern United States - often called Crazy Weed!? -------------------------------------------------- Laws banning the illegal exports of certain dangerous products to ?Terrorist Sponsoring Nations? are axioms of ?Free World Survival!? It is too bad, however, that a few who infest the United Nations did not also adhere to this mandate!? And certainly, no one in their right mind would import (or even want) something as harmful or without pertinent use as ?Locoweed?. I do, however, believe that ?Saddam and Company?, outside of seeking to purchase weapons of mass destruction, have also been secretly importing Locoweed into Iraq, and then mixing this weed into his palace?s food supply! ?Why else, after all, would the damned fool still be so eager to commit Martial-Suicide!? It is also worthy of note to relate that Iraqi Troops are being bombarded with materials telling them how to surrender the very moment that war erupts! As a matter of fact, some have already attempted to do just that, and the first shot has yet to be fired! The biggest bugaboo as I see it however, will be the Republican Guard (the bonvivants of Saddam?s hold on power)! These troopers? are reported to be the ?Iraqi Bad-Boy Equivalent of the Old Nazi SS" - programmed fools who bark on Saddam?s command!! But beware Saddam, for as it was with all despots of the past, their inner core is usually the first to turn on them, or rot away!! If, as reported, ?Iraq's GI Abdulas? call it a day before they click off their safeties, and the RG (Republican Guard) carries out Saddam?s vicious last orders, then this same Republican Guard must be treated in a fashion similar to how we handled Nazi SS and Gestapo forces some six decades ago - ?And It Wasn?t Pretty!? As a matter of fact, maybe we should turn surrendering Iraqi troops back against the RG to show their good faith! ?This sort of thing has been done before you know!? And after all is said and done, it is their own asses (and camels) that they would be preserving in the future, by eliminating the threat of Hussein and his inner circle of the present! ?One does not destroy healthy tissue, after all, to preserve a cancer - And Saddam Hussein is that cancer!? Up to this moment, Iraq (rather make that Hussein) has rejected any ultimatum! Of course, Saddam will not be anywhere near then front lines when the shooting actually begins - ?And his armed forces would do well to remember that!? Also, today, Turkey will again take up the proposition of allowing US forces to base there during this action against the ?Beast of Baghdad!? Naturally, "Turkey's Act of Allegiance To The Coalition? would not be all that magnanimous! Turkey will, of course, be well compensated, and according to some sources (including my old pal Gimpy), the cost of part of this gift just may be extracted from some "Disabled American Veterans' Benefits!?" This, should it occur, would be a travesty against all veterans, past, present and future! ?THE TERROR ALERT IS AGAIN HIGH?, and an international friend or two ?WE HAD TO BUY?, but as I see it, Hussein has but a single choice - ?HE HAD BETTER DAMNED WELL SURRENDER - OR DIE!? VERITAS 
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"MOST PEOPLE DO NOT LACK THE STRENGTH, THEY MERELY LACK THE WILL!" (Victor Hugo) 
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03-18-2003, 01:13 PM
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Bet that by the time the ultimatum is up he'll sitting in Paris drinking coffee with Bin Laden while one of his doubles stays behind making defiant noises.
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