Wine versus Water

[Boats]

Got this from my sister today thought you'd like it.


To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don't.


As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum,
whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service

[b3196]

Hey Keith...Did ya read what Boats posted....I knew there was a reason for my madness.

[revwardoc]

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

-B. Franklin

[DeadlyDaring]

"God made only water, but man made wine."

“Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean....
Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.”

"It is not a wine that commands your attention, but rather, rewards it."

“I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night.”

"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food!!"

“Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.”

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it.

“Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”

"Wine is the drink of the gods, milk the drink of babes, tea the drink of women, and water the drink of beasts."

"Life is much too short to drink bad wines!"

“The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.”

"Don't drink the water!.. Cause fish F##k in it, they can't live in wine"