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The Cowboy and the Indian
While riding one day, a Cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and sheep and he began a conversation:
Cowboy: "Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?" Indian: "Dog no talk." Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doin' alright." Indian: (Look of shock) Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" (Pointing at the Indian) Dog: "Yep." Cowboy: "How does he treat you?" Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play." Indian: (Look of disbelief) Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Indian: "Horse no talk." Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?" Horse: "Good" Indian: (Extreme look of shock) Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Indian) Horse: "Yep." Cowboy: "How does he treat you?" Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down after and keeps me in a shed to protect me." Indian: (Complete look of utter amazement) Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Indian: "Sheep liar."
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Steve:
I have always thought better of you, to lower yourself to BobK's level with sheep jokes. Keith |
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Sheep jokes......isn't that how VD (veteranarians disease) got started????
Doc Urb
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Rigger,
That was great!! Thanks for the laugh this morning. I needed that.
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Keith,...
Why are picking on BobK about sheep jokes.
It took me 10-15 years after being stationed in West Germany to find out that the loose top: "Mickey Mouse" Field Boots were solely issued for cold weather Use. Neil
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Brother Bob's confession of him and sheep: Just disgusting.
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