You know you're from California when.....

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Subject: You know you're from California when.....


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> We always say we will start or do it tomorrow.....and tomorrow never gets here...........We need to make tomorrow today...

> "If you're too busy to workout and take care of your Body and Mind, then you're too busy. Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. Don't look for the close parking spot look for the one at the back of the lot."
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> So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, you know you're from California if:
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> 1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
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> 2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
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> 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in plain English.
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> 4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.
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> 5. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
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> 6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
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> 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown and you CAN taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
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> 8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
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> 9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
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> 10. Gas costs a buck more per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
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> 11. The guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses that looks like George Clooney ? really IS George Clooney.
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> 12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
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> 13. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
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> 14. It's barely sprinkling rain outside and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."
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> 15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.
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> 16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
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> 17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
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> 18. Both you AND your dog have therapists.
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> 19. If you drive illegally ? they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally ? they want to give you one.