New Element Discovered

[PHO127]

A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been tentatively named "Governmentium." Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 11 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over 4 days to complete when it would normally take less than a second.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 4 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass".

You will know it when you see it.

[SuperScout]

From the research laboratories of the National Institute of Health, a scientific discovery is just now being reported in the press. In addition to all true discoveries as posted earlier, this new discovery is being called "klingons," those parasitic leeches that receive sustenance from the peons, yet produce nothing but inordinate amounts of redtape, infuriated peons, and occasional outbursts of a new phenonmena, "postitis magnum mortis."

[revwardoc]

Good one, man!!

[PHO127]

Didn't realize it until I read this but I have run into them often at the VA over the last few years.

[Dragon Lady]

They spread like fungus! They are starting to reach out into the private sector as well!

DL

[Seascamp]

And of course, all items requisitioned by the morons and peons must be fabricated from the alloy known as Mil Grade unobtainium. :cd:

Scamp

[Stick]

Sid they have also discovered that even if the majority of the peons are to the left of the Governmentium or the right, the newly discovered element still thrives and gains more morons. The morons seem to be multiplying on a logarithmic scale. Scientist and other intelligent, discerning people are cautioning your intelligence that 'Morass' may reach critical mass and become the ultimate WMD.

[reconeil]

Thank you very much for The Best capsulization about THE MERITS(?) of politics, politicos, political cliques, and/or the bloated and accomplishing nothing ("FOR THE PEOPLE") authoritarian rule of America, that I've ever seen.

Sure hope that Gimpy doesn't insist that your quite realistic and unarguable honesty regarding such Public Schnoorers or Our Public Hirelings and/or political rulers and officials be shifted from: "GENERAL" to "POLITICAL"? Shame to have it lost-in with the discussions and debates surrounding most political and thusly inconsequential ("FOR THE PEOPLE") electoral nonsense.

After all, such good and honest stuff should never be mixed-in with deceptive and self/clique propagating ABOVE ALL ELSE and quite irrational and asinine politics. Besides, The 60% or so non-voters, the vast majority and/or those seeing very little (if any?) MERITS: "FOR THE PEOPLE" in politics, DESERVE some totally realistic truths for-a-change,...even if quite funny, honest and exposing.

So then,...Thanks Again PHO.

Neil

[reconeil]

Inspite of being politically-incorrect TO-THE-MAX,...I still do think that voting is very important. After all, and how else can: "We The (Schnooks)" keep more of OUR MONEY going for National Defense, secure borders and survival,...instead of being squandered repeatedly by Dems/Libs/Socialists for their supporters and foreigners here (legal or otherwise) and/or "Their" typical and racial patronizing or: "Social Engineering" cause celebres (naturally done solely for political oneupsmanship purposes).

Besides,...Free Americans shouldn't have to put up which such nonsense, as is so common in France and Germany and/or America's politically liberal and socialistic counterparts.

Neil

[Keith_Hixson]

I understand there are three variations of the metal.

Republicanitus, Moderatitius, Democraticitus.

Keith