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A Review of Murphy's Wisdom
It's always good to occasionally review what Murphy had to say:
MURPHY’S LAWS Murphy’s First Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Murphy’s Second Law: Nothing is as easy as it looks. Murphy’s Third Law: Everything takes longer than you think it will. Murphy’s Fourth Law: If there is a possibility of any of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. Corollary to Murphy’s Fourth Law: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then. Murphy’s Fifth Law: If anything simply cannot go wrong, something will anyway. Murphy’s Sixth Law: If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop. Murphy’s Seventh Law: Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse. Murphy’s Eighth Law: If everything seems to be going well, something has obviously been overlooked. Murphy’s Ninth Law: Nature always sides with the hidden flaw. Murphy’s Tenth Law: Mother Nature is a bitch. Murphy’s Eleventh Law: It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious. Murphy’s Twelfth Law: Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first. Murphy’s Thirteenth Law: Every solution breeds new problems. Murphy’s Fourteenth Law: If nothing can go wrong on its own, someone will make it go wrong.
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Yep
Murphy was one smart man.
I've learned by those rules in my life. Especially whatever can wrong - will eventually Boats
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