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Registered to :Aug 21, 2001 Messages :1033 From :OKLAHOMA Posted 09-11-2001 at 17:43 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Taliban Army Platoon was on patrol when the commander noticed a single Marine standing on a hilltop in their area. The commander told two of his men to go take out the American, so they dropped their packs and promptly ran as fast as they could toward him. Just before they got to the top, the Marine ran over the other side of the hill. The two Afghans followed. For the next few minutes there were bloody screams and dust flying in the air. Then as quick as it had started, it stopped and the Marine came up on the hilltop. He brushed off his cammies, straightened his cap, crossed his arms and stood there looking at the Taliban soldiers. The infuriated commander called for a squad to go get the American. They promptly ran as fast as they could toward him. Just before they got to the top, the Marine ran over the other side of the hill. The squad followed, and for the next few minutes there were bloody screams and dust flying in the air. Then as quick as it had started, it stopped and the Marine came up on the hilltop. Brushed off his cammies, straightened his cap, crossed his arms and stood there looking at the Taliban soldiers once again. The commander was really hot now. He ordered the rest of his platoon to attack the American. Determined that Taliban soldiers were far superior to one Marine, they had blood in their eyes as they ran up the hill. Just before they got to the top, the Marine ran over the other side of the hill. The blood-thirsty soldiers followed. For many minutes there were horrific screams and dust flying in the air. It continued and continued. Finally, one lone soldier came crawling back to the Afghan commander, all bloody and beat about the head and shoulders. His uniform was torn, cuts were all over his body. The commander asked for a report. The lone soldier, trying to catch his breath, replied in a forceful and trembling voice: "Sir,...run,...it's a trick. There are TWO of them!!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Profile Qoute MARINEVET Registered to :Aug 22, 2001 Messages :42 From :Jacksonville, NC Posted 09-11-2001 at 21:26 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- An oldie but a goodie...orig joke was about Marines and North Koreans...but it's pretty timeless! Thx for sharing with the crew. S/F, WVM Marine -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Profile Qoute arrow Registered to :Aug 21, 2001 Messages :1033 From :OKLAHOMA Posted 09-11-2001 at 21:44 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tammy again keepin' the home fires burning in the Heartland. She's always true to the Red, White and Blue. I'm so proud of the respect these young adults around me show to the US Military. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Profile Qoute SgtBlake Registered to :Oct 18, 2001 Messages :885 From :Mpls Mn Posted 12-11-2001 at 10:33 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote from a Marine at the Battle of Bealau Woods, when told the French were retreating,( Retreat Hell I just got here !) ----------------- Sgt G.A. Blake, MARINE, The Title says it all. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Profile www Qoute sn-e3 Registered to :Aug 26, 2001 Messages :632 From :seattle area god's country Posted 12-11-2001 at 10:49 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- semper fi jar heads you were always good in a fight with our enemys to bad you weren't that good in bar fight with us navy guys ha (lol) calm down and i'll by you a drink over at the warrior bar -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Profile Email Qoute SgtBlake Registered to :Oct 18, 2001 Messages :885 From :Mpls Mn Posted 12-11-2001 at 10:56 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey Chris, How was your weekend? ----------------- Sgt G.A. Blake, MARINE, The Title says it all. |
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