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Old 12-13-2016, 11:56 AM
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Talking Subject: Larry the Fighter Pilot

I got this from another Vet this morning thought I'd share it -

RE: Larry the Fighter Pilot


A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"


Little Larry says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a Billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane."


The teacher, was shocked and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Larry, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson.

"And what about you, Sarah?"


Her reply: "I wanna be Larry's whore"


Ya all have a good day! I'm gonna try
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