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Old 01-24-2010, 07:14 AM
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Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2010

Number 10

Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.


Number 8

Men have two emotions:
Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich
.

Number 7

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day
;
teach a person to use the Internet
, and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6

Some people are like a Slinky
...
Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.


Number 5

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.


Number 4

All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to criticism.


Number 3

Why does a
'slight' tax increase cost you $200.00, and a 'substantial' tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.


And The Number 1 Thought For 2010

"Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers:
What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow
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