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#1
03-10-2008, 06:59 PM
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How To Spend Your Rebate
I have thought a lot about how to spend my rebate wisely to help the US economy.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs. If we purchase a computer it will all go to India. If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will all go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala. If we purchase a car it will all go to Japan. If we purchase useless crap it will all go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy. We need to keep that money here in America, so the only way to keep that money here at home is to buy BEER, since those are the only businesses still in the US. 
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03-10-2008, 08:07 PM
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Steve
I really wanted to post a rebutal, but I think you have all bases covered here! Save one. Bring your rebate checks to the mountain, you can use them in the poker game! Damn good post!
Trav
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03-10-2008, 08:14 PM
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Good post. Our national debt was $747,100,000,000.00 in 2007 according to the CIA World Factbook and is projected at more then $930,100,000,000.00 this year so were will the money for the rebate checks come from to begin with? It is not coming from the United States that's for sure. Maybe more bond sales to China?
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03-11-2008, 04:58 AM
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Here's the way to spend your rebate check and keep it here in the good ole U.S.A.
I'm gonna acquire the services of the same hooker that the Governor of NY had. $1000.00 an hr....I'll only need her for 3 minutes, at $17.00 a minute = $51.00 + tip 2 bucks, (I'm a big tipper)and I still have $547.00 left over......WHAT A DEAL!!!!!
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03-11-2008, 06:56 AM
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Well
Then after all of you are done, I will simply just have to slap a 2 by 4 on butt so I won't fall in. I'm only getting $300.00 back. Maybe I can go back to 200 P alley.
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 If your going to suceed your going to have to know how to deal with failure. (Joe Torre).
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#9
03-12-2008, 11:33 AM
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Buying an AR-16 sounds like a plan to me!
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