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05-02-2004, 09:49 PM
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Chair Farce Joke
Zoomie Joke.
A C130 cargo plane was flying , when all of sudden a F16 fighter jet flew up. The Fighter jet pilor got on the radio and said, " hey you slow cargo plane. I bet you can't do what I can do" He immediately took off climbing vertical, doing barrels rolls, flying upside down and hitting near mach 2. After about 5 minutes of showing off, he pulls back up next to the cargo plane. the C130 pilot get on the mic and says "Nice, but I bet you can't do what I can do" So for the next 10mins the 2 planes where still flying parrell with no BIG course change or moves. Finally the fighter jet pilot calls over and says," Hey so what are you going todo?" the C130 pilot radio back and said, "hey I already did it. I got up and took a crap, drink a cup of coffee, stretch my legs, read the newspaper and chat with my crew".
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05-03-2004, 08:11 AM
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Nice I like that one. We only have B-52' here and huey's (yup huey's)...but the other day f-16's borrowed the flight line to practice for an air show or something cause there was about three or four doin rolls and dives all around base...it was a neat site coming out of work.
Greg
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05-03-2004, 12:54 PM
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Yeah,
Gets the heart a pumping watching those fighter jocks do their tricks! Man I miss Nellis AFB, home of the Thunderbirds! Not to mention right next door to Vegas too. DL
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05-03-2004, 10:03 PM
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DL,
Ya it sure did coming out of work and hearing a sonic boom scared the living well you know. But i did get some neat pictures.
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05-04-2004, 07:46 AM
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Speaking of startling experiences...
When my son was about 6 months old we were sitting in the Burger King on base at Nellis when the Tbirds came home from a show. They blasted overhead with afterburners kicking. The blast was so loud it scared the "H E double hockey sticks" out of my son. Then it lasted for so long that he couldnt hear me as I was trying to calm him down. My voice was countered by the vibrations. It was so hard to keep from laughing as I was trying to soothe his fears and grabbing for my soda that was shaking itself off the table. You would have thought that he would hate loud noises after that...NO WAY. He wants to be a fighter jock! Loves that dish rattling, ground shaking, teeth chattering rumble of a jet. That's my boy! DL
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DL ?Whatever else history may say about me when I?m gone, I hope it will record that I appealed to your best hopes, not your worst fears; to your confidence rather than your doubts. My dream is that you will travel the road ahead with liberty?s lamp guiding your steps and opportunity?s arm steadying your way.? President Ronald Reagan
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05-04-2004, 08:12 AM
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It is entertaining watching the people coming and going from the BX or commissary when the jets fly over.
 You'd think these people didn't know they are on an Air Force Base. :re: Joy-spending time across from/next door to Nellis.
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