Onion Rings

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Onion Rings
We cracked up last night when we read this e-mail from an anonymous reader (quoted verbatim):

Obviously,it is in your assignment,to malign Kerry any way you can.Since you have a staff who looks for articles that are controversial,why not track down the following to determine if it is true.Today,I read that our "benefactor" Haliburton will dock Hamill 3 weeks pay(while he was in captivity).Further it was stated that he will also have to pay for the structural damage to the truck(not within his control). I am sure your staff must be aware of this.They log onto many websites that are against BUsh and his "junta" who are adverse to telling the TRUTH.Even today,the finger pointing goes on.Even Harry Truman(who was no great brain) knew where "the buck stopped".

As it happens, earlier in the day we had indeed read the Hamill story--in the Onion. (Scroll down to "News in Brief," in the center column.) We thought everyone knew by now, but the Onion is a satirical newspaper.
http://www.opinionjournal.com/best/?id=110005073