Keith's BAD day

[Drywall]

Reminds me of that old joke. "what did you guys do after he fell?"
"what could we do. Hit the ball, drag Keith.........hit the ball, drag Keith." :-D :-D
Get well asap Keith.

[b3196]

Ok Im done laughing now
Missed another Kodak moment.....As much as it hurts, you got to admit, it is funny. A few years ago I was riding hood ornament on a golf cart at the annual F.O.P. golf outing. I fell off. The cart drove over me. Broke my foot. Didnt find out till the next day.
Keith, be prepared for a long period of harassment
Bob K

[catman]

Keith...can't wait to see if you make the cut on "Funniest Home Videos" are you positive Sid did not trip you?

Trav

[Keith_Hixson]

I go in to get the arm fixated. I'll let Doc

The most embarrassing thing was walking into emergency room with a splint made from a golf club. Everyone was snickering as I went by. And, some jokers said things like, "at least they made a splint out of it and did stick up your ass".
The worst part about it was I was only +2 through 8 holes, I had the best round going I've played in a long time. I even reached a par 5 in two (but three putted) but for me it was a very good round. I did win the closest to the pin contest. The morphine is running down this morning - know my arm is there.
If my hero, LT John, can make it through a much more difficult situation I can also. At least I won't have hair growing in my palm.

Will keep in touch. This hunt peck is the pits.

Keith

P.S. They are going to have me fixed

website on fixation

http://www.emedx.com/emedx/diagnosis...ist_disorders/

then click on wrist fixation

[thedrifter]

God Speed for a Speedy Recovery.............

Don't hit to many women with your armed weapon...


Ellie

[darrels joy]

Susan,
Please report back the best responses from friends and neighbors. This could keep people laughing for weeks.

Keith,
Since you guys didn't say if it was your right or left arm we don't know how much this will affect your sermon writing.

We would miss you here if you left for long. We need our counselor :cl:

Darrel & Joy

[SuperScout]

Of all the cheap, tawdry excuses for soliciting sympathy, this has got to rank up there with the best (or worst)! Do they not allow spikes to be used up there in the NW, or were you playing barefooted?

Prayers for complete healing for you, my good Bro., and also prayers for your beloved bride, for putting up with you!!

Brice
Scouts Out!!

[b3196]

Susan
We would also like to hear the story he tells at his nexr sermon.
Bob K

[sn-e3]

Keith this has to be the best escuse yet for renting a motel room across from the campout. and this year you have to bring your nurse bride Susan so she can meet the one's you concil so well. get well soon and remember at least with a external fixsater you don't itch. Plus at the campout we can duct tape a tree branch to it so you can roast marshmillows. you'll be the coolest kid on the block.

[Dragon Lady]

Amok, Amok, Amok! Yeah!

Hey when you get "fixed", er I mean fixated you could use it as a great cup holder. I bet it would keep your beer close at hand. heh, hehe.


Sorry to hear about the booboo, hope your feeling better soon. Although if they give you some really good pain meds it might make for some really interesting sermons! Woo hoo!

Take care now.