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Old 10-26-2006, 01:26 PM
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Default a couple of answers to domestic problems

1. (this one was sent to me by a friend):

The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch that I had downloaded off the internet onto the front of my shirt.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.

Here's the patch.
Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.

[img]file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/dan/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/patch.JPG[/img]

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2. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and just a little ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.

After his tour, if he survives, he will be allowed to apply for citizenship if he can speak English, since he defended this country. He will then be registered to be taxed, and become a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.

Problems solved!!!
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Old 10-26-2006, 01:28 PM
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Yea I second that.
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I'm not seeing Rev's pics. Anybody else same same??
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Old 10-26-2006, 02:06 PM
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Although I didn't see it either, my astute powers of clairvoyance tells me that it is an embroidered patch of the US Border Patrol.
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