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11-27-2007, 06:01 AM
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Christmas Joke
Subject: CHRISTMAS JOKE
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season "Saint Peter said," You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates". The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "These are Carols." And So The Christmas Season Begins......
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Boats O Almighty Lord God, who neither slumberest nor sleepest; Protect and assist, we beseech thee, all those who at home or abroad, by land, by sea, or in the air, are serving this country, that they, being armed with thy defence, may be preserved evermore in all perils; and being filled with wisdom and girded with strength, may do their duty to thy honour and glory; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen. "IN GOD WE TRUST" 
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11-29-2007, 01:41 PM
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Ya gotta love this one - is was funny.
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Boats O Almighty Lord God, who neither slumberest nor sleepest; Protect and assist, we beseech thee, all those who at home or abroad, by land, by sea, or in the air, are serving this country, that they, being armed with thy defence, may be preserved evermore in all perils; and being filled with wisdom and girded with strength, may do their duty to thy honour and glory; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen. "IN GOD WE TRUST"
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11-29-2007, 04:52 PM
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Hey Guys
Do remember this is an open forum and we do have high school students looking in.
Keith
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11-30-2007, 03:37 AM
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I'm totally disgusted with you guys......Well not totally, but I will be as soon as I get done laughing.
I'll have the writer change the words to "Who put the  on the snow man"
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Bob K. AKA bOOger God bless the ACLU Last edited by b3196; 11-30-2007 at 03:54 AM.
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