The Honeymoon

[Gimpy]

Time for a little humor.

A golf story of sorts.

Subject: The honeymoon




A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to
consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I
have
a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."
The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."

The wife continues, "Yeah, well, I've only slept with one guy."
"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods."

"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"
"Yeah."
"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you
went to bed with him."

The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they are
done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
"What are you doing?" asks the wife.

The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service
and get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make
love a second
time. When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.

"Now what are you doing?" She asks.

The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room

service to get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it again."

The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love
one more time.

When they finish he's totally tired and beat. He drags himself
over to the phone and starts to dial.

The wife asks, 'Are you calling room service?'

'No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what's par for
this damn hole."

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[Packo]

ROTFLOL!

Been a long day at the hospital.....thanks for the hilarious story!

J.E.B.