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You're just jealous because Keith and I got all the good looks. I know when they were passing out looks you thought they meant books and asked for a funny one.... Well shit!!!I did run spell check on magnet and it popped up maggot....Only when my name precedes it Bob K
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Bob,...
...The looks station wagon didn't pass you by, It ran over you,...
...That's why you use the sympathy close,... ...
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Bill: Keith keeps wanting to be in control of the counseling sessions we've scheduled, and all it does is run up the clock for him. Don't spill the beans! He may be salvageable, but certainly not as a chick magnet! And he can't spell delusional either!
Bobk: your assertion that only you and Keith got the good looks tells me that youi too are delusional (correct spelling!). Did you know that some of girls down on the beaches of southern California wear bikinis made out of seashells? Well, I tried to hear the sound of the ocean by pressing my ear up to one of those shells, and all I heard was her screaming!
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Now I cant talk for Keith (personally I think he fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down) I just keep praising him, hoping he'll give me a discount on the therapy. Now as far as me being delusional. Gracie can verify Im not. Thats why I wont go visit Curtis.....I might steal her away from him Bob K
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Oh, BobK Darling,
Of course you're not delusional. You know you're the true love of my life. It's just those damned pesky bigamy laws in Indiana that keep getting in the way. Tee Hee Hee!!! "Indiana wants me, but I can't go back there..."
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Now that the store is closed I'm officially retired there are no other obligations to my time than emergencies and I WANT to go to the hills in April but with no license there ain't no way of gettin there and I don't relish putting anyone out of their way. Is there anyone down this direction that wouldn't mind a hitch-hiker?
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Don't worry
We will get you there, No problem.
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Got,...
...a little change in my pocket,...
...Darlin',... ...You have got to stop leadin' Bob along now, you know it goes against the rules of the old folks home, grounds for termination, etc,... ... now there going to have to double his salt peter treatments again,... ...
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Yeah, but with "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" as a crib sheet, you know he's not ingesting the stuff, anyway
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Curtis
Double it Hell....Im on max dosage now and Im still pole vaulting around the nursing home!!!! Bob K
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