1 hundred and 10 percent

[39mto39g]

What makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26,

then:


H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and,

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

and, look how far ass kissing will take you:

A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass Kissing will put you over the top!

Oh yea!!!!
J-A-m-E-S
10-1-13-5-19= 48
A little less than 50%

Ronaldski

[Arrow]

That is funny. My hardworking children could not agree more!

[Seascamp]

I have found that the key to longevity and reasonable prosperity in my particular field is to acquire the skills to know when and where to runlikehell. :ek:


That looks to be a 145 % number and about right to me, LOL.
As is said, "there are old oil patch rough necks and there are bold oil patch rough necks but there are no old and bold oil patch rough necks" . I'll buy into that concept. :cl:

Scamp