Warriors Saloon

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John-
Think I'd check the seal on that bottle VERY carefully. Then you would be wise to superglue the bottle to your hand until empty to avoid tampering. That way we can remove the bottle and all that palm hair at the same time.

[Norfolk]

I recommend Bob Evans, Country Kitchen, or Old Country Buffet for breakfast.

But here's the Beam and 7:

[SEATJERKER]

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...That was "dOgOOder" bOb's alter ego, The whining excuse maker, He did it on purpose, and he drives the rice rocket Toy Yoda,...

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[catman]

Taste goods and just in time!


Trav

[b3196]

Trav
Glad you enjoyed it....I scrubed it down with Irish Spring

Coitus
John and me are buds.....and we're gonna polish off that bottle together

[catman]

John just gained a partner. Although I did set myself up for that, and had you said it to someone else, it would have been funny....I will seek revenge!



Trav

[sn-e3]

The portly man walks into the strange bar looking for something to quanch his parched lips. he looks around and only see's 2 people, so he says rounds for the house. Big mistake little does he know sids campout just finished and the boys and girls are just outside having a smoke. They hear the magic words "Rounds for the house" and come rushing in the back door all 52 of them. S#1t says me. So I slowly pullout my VA check to pay for the Round of drinks I don't need to eat for the rest of the month anyway. The crowd asks how the hell did I get to Ellijay anyway. and I tell them I road my new Bike all the way from washington state. Yup that little Vespa made it all the way with only one fuel stop in the side car Keith is waiting for me to come out of the bar because he won't go in unless they serve sacred Wine. We headed out two weeks ago for the Mountian but that Vespa will only go 25 miles per hour top speed. so what do you guys do for fun around hear since the Midget ran away.?

[Norfolk]

I think we need a Martini Lounge here at the Saloon.

[DeadlyDaring]

Just thought this might be appropriate for you saloon guys

An old veteran walks into a saloon. He sees two pieces of meat hanging from the rafters and asks the barman, "Why are those two pieces of meat hanging from the rafters?"

The barman replies, "It's a competition which we run every night. If you can jump up and touch the meat, you get free drinks for the whole night."

"Great!" says the old man, "but what if I can't reach them?"

"Then you have to buy all the drinks for everyone all night," the bartender answers. "Do you want to try?"

"No, but thanks anyway."

"Why not?" asks the bartender.

"The steaks are too high."

[b3196]

Chris
Upon waking from a 3 day drunk, after sleeping on the bar with drool, cigarette ashes, pickled eggs, and a coaster stuck to my face. I say.....belly up to my home away from home and let me buy you a drink.