The Difference Between The Liberal and Conservative "Debate" Over The War

[Advisor]

The Difference Between The Liberal and Conservative "Debate" Over The War
On Terrorism:
Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two
small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes
around the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In
your hand is a .357 Magnum and you are an expert shot. You have mere
seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
Liberal Answer:
Well that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that
is inspiring him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think?
What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Is
it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to
kill me or would he just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his
knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a
few days to try to come to a conclusion.
Conservative Answer:
Shoot the son of a bitch! Then take your family to a baseball game, eat
some hot dogs with apple pie, sing the national anthem, go to church and
praise the Lord for one more day of freedom.

[reconeil]

GOOD,...but not perfect. After all, I have it on good authority that many Conservatives would much rather have hamburgers instead of hot dogs. Sorry.

Neil

[fng]

I saw that one on www.rleeermey.org. It's great! I think that's one of the most true things I've ever seen. Although when I saw it, it was:

"Conservative Answer: BANG!

Texan answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click (sounds of magazine being ejected and a new one inserted). Daughter: 'Nice grouping, daddy!' Wife: 'Oh! I think I just saw him move! Father: BANG! BANG! BANG!"