Warriors Saloon

[Old Seabee]

After four days at the 6000 ft. level, doing nothing but fishing and drinking, I return to this fine establishment, intent on walking up to the bar and ordering a drink. I don't care if that green eyed lass is holding a bat. What has happened to this place!It's so clean and quit.There's a young fireman in the corner studiously, studying NFPA 921, hope he remembers it's just a guid and doesn't have to remember all that stuff to testify in court. And their's Bob reading a book on 101 ways to cook chicken, and watching the Food Channel on the TV at the same time. What's up with LT, a towel rapped around his head, a patch over his eye, a chicken on his shoulder, and pointing a broad axe at the lass behind the bar. I am so glad to be back, I love this place. Bob let me tell you about the cute black bear I ran in to at the lodge.

[catman]

Looks like a very tasty shore lunch! Don't let Bob near them, he will try to cover them with white sauce!

Beam for all!

Trav

[Old Seabee]

firefighter
Bob better have a lot of sauce, I got 24 of them in the frig.

[b3196]

Good lookin' fish! Do they have teeth?
Bob K

[airforcegrrl]

That's a nice hand you got there. Say you do you have any reds? Or should i go fish? :l :

[Old Seabee]

Fish!
My good man, where you live catfish and bass are fish. those are California Rainbow Trout. But answer your question. Yes the big ones do. did you have something in particular in mind?

[DMZ-LT]

The smell of fish hangs heavy in the barroom air. The young looking biker can't see the green eyed witch or her bat but he knows she is nearby. Ca. rainbow trout ? In the North Ga mountains we would call those fish BAIT ! Crown for all !

[b3196]

The bar room question of the day..... Did you ever wonder what fish would taste like if certain genders didnt go swimming?
Martini with a twist of lemon on the side. Lemon is the only thing that gets rid of that fishy odor
Bob K

[SEATJERKER]

...Bob,...

...one day Jimmie Joe was waking down main street when he saw his buddy Bob driving a brand new pick up truck,...
...Bob pulled up to him with a wide grin.
... Bob, where did you git de new truck???
...Bobby Sue gave it to me,...
...She gave it to you???, I knew shw wuz kinda sweet on ya,...
...Well Jimmie Joe, let me tell you what happened, We were drivin out on the country road in the middle of nowhere, an Bobby Sue pulled off the road, put the truck in 4 wheel drive, an headed out into the woods,...
...She parked the truck, and got out, threw off all her clothes, and said, "Bob take what ever you want",...

...So I took the truck, and my chicken, and left,...

...

[Old Seabee]

I know that where you live there are bigger fish in what you call a river, but what we call a stream out here. there is nothing wrong wanting to say you have bigger fish. But I wouldn't call Carp a fish I wouldorder off a menu. But maybe with Bob's lemon it might be good. So I am off again in the morning to see if I can catch a fish that will rival those No. GA fish. Where is that green eyed bat swing lass. a Crown for LT. and a glass of your very best wine for Bob to go with his fish dinner. I wonder if that cute little black bear will still be hanging around when I get their.

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