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Your not going to make this statement and then just walk away ..... tell us one of those stories Homie!!!!!!!!!
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Bill...I heard a few, careful of what you ask for!
Trav
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Knocked on the door one day and a guy dressed in a French Maids outfit opened it and said " The Master said I should do what ever you want " I told him I wanted him to stay away from me. Went and worked on the bike 6 feet away from a nude accountant in a small cage. Crown foir all !
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LT. glad your all right, and it was just your back (I have the same and know how it feels.) But I did think you were out looking for a replacement for your member. You and I have something in common. I build my birdhouses in "Mistress I'll hurt you good" shop where they make all the toys for her profession.
Bob, the lady is my entry in the Gracie vs the green eyed lass whip off contest. I get a free pass to the event because I have an entry. I just have to get her to the bonding and fellowship meeting at the mountain, I am working on that. A Vodka shooter to start the morning, ice cold if you please. A coin in the box to fit the mood of the day, lets see how about Janis for the LT, "Get while you can." drinks on me
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Will this be held as a roughstock or timed event??? And who's keeping score??? Any volunteers???
Hmmm... let's see what's on the jukebox... oh, good-- Frank Zappa's "The Torture Never Stops" works well here... Four Horsemen all around...
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Sorry Gracie, I luv ya to pieces, but I cant get into that kinky $hit.......Besides I gotta get dressed and find the girl who has the key to this damn cage....gotta go to work and crunch some numbers. There's a guy in here building a motorcycle and he's disturbing me.
Dan Definitely bring her along....I can't pursue Gracie anymore.....She's taken Bob K
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Gracie, Gracie..Like Bob I love you, but Frank Zappa. I think the event should be a no holds bared, with an opened time limit. As to keeping score,maybe we should do it like the Romans did, thumbs up or down. the winner get to spank the bottom of who ever she choses. I wounder who she'll pick.
Bob if you can't get into the kinky, I'll bring you a chicken and a chest of dresser drawers. Which bread would you prefer. Who the hell is tending this bar. WAITRESS another Vodka shooter. A coin in the box, Yes this is a good one for Bob, George sings, "He stopped loving her today." Frank Zappa!!
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Where is the Fair Maiden with the drinks? Had to cook my own breakfast, damn shame!
Maybe she was scared away with the thought of the "Whip" match, who knows! Bob...not into kinky? Seems I remember an incident no long ago with a chicken and a inner tube, need I say more? Dan...got the tickets in hand! See ya in Georgia! Trav
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Hold the bread I'll have the chicken commando style......Everyones taste for music isn't to appealing....lets here that oldie but goodie......"I only have eyes for you" by Hellen Keller....Hold on a second, Its 3 for a quarter......Gracie, play "Squeeze Me" by the Pimples, it's the one on the Acne label.....And "There goes my Baby" By the Abortionists
Now thats some music Bob K
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Lets set up a Christmas Tree by the pool and exchange presents. Last year I got a sweater but this year I am hopeing for a moaner !! :re:
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