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Old 12-14-2005, 11:15 AM
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Default "pack'ster",...

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...And I use that word, err , well,...



...Tom, me lad, time seem to question your selection of friends as your leanings toward the likes of John, and Robert have led you astray down the path of wrongful thoughts, and if we don't want you to lose your lease on life now do we,....

...now put your Shilaalee away,...

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Old 12-14-2005, 11:21 AM
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Father Packwoski, You have far exceeded the title of Sick puppy...You are the Grand Pubah of the sick and demented puppies......Have you ever told those little boys your thingie was Gabriel's horn. That line never failed......HOT CHOCOLATE for everyone!!!!!!
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Old 12-14-2005, 11:53 AM
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No Bobby, but I think the tikes will be tickled to learn a new game. Now we have played a bit of Joshua and the walls of Jericho. Oh how they love humming a tune on ol' Josh's horn and see if the wall comes a tumblin' down or they just start a comin'. It's one of those surprise games. And if your a good tyke, the o' Father might teach you a think or two about Climbing Jacob's Ladder. I'll tell you son, that even the Nuns couldn't resist that ol' favorite. Now a wee bit of Bailey's in that Hot Chocolate if ya' please.

Oh, and me lad Coitus. Ha Ha, that's how the good Father from the Bronx pronunces your name! We always luved his accent. Now don't be judgin' ol Bobby and Johnathin, lest ye' be judged. It's an odd flock...but it's all the flock I got. Now speakin' of that...think I'll get the flock out of here and see a patient.

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Old 12-14-2005, 12:36 PM
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Father O'Packy...good to see ya and nice to see you enjoying the cocoa and additives!

Curtis...what are you doing in here? Don't you have nuptials to be planning? Better not leave it up to the lady, you will be coming down the aisle in a skirt and halter-top!

Bob...Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? Never knew you were a minister!

Dan! Dan!...Where the hell is Dan?

Finished the driveway again. I will be damn glad when June gets here so I won't have to shovel snow anymore!

No fair maiden behind the bar!?! Guess the drinks are on the house!

Beam and Seven all around!

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Old 12-14-2005, 01:03 PM
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I'm just faking it....For some reason. And Father Packwolski can verify this, If you turn your collar around, the women feel safe around you and thats so far from the truth.... and now,you got em where you what them........Oh Ya one other thing.....How old is your mother-in-law?
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The fair maiden had to actually work today. I know crazy, me...work? what ever are they thinking?

In other news my Billy Blanks Boot Camp DVDs came with stretchy work out bands. I can think of a fair few things to do with these. And not anything good. (evil grins)
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Old 12-14-2005, 01:16 PM
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Do tell fair maiden! Just whisper it though, it will be our secret, promise!

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Trav, you're too much!!!

(actually, I was thinking grass hula skirt and one of those double-coconut-shell thingies.)

What the hell... Pina coladas all around, and maybe something from "Don Ho's Greatest Hits".

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Old 12-14-2005, 07:22 PM
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ok here goes...have done the driveway four times today, been drinking Crown and Coke since about 3 pm, you guys lock up when you leave. Have received about a foot of new snow, where are the Summer months when you need them?

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Old 12-15-2005, 04:56 AM
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Down here Trav!

We are expecting at least about an inch today. It's rain of course, and will only reach 60. Fucking winter. Coffee and Kaluha please, I'm late for work.

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