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Old 12-11-2007, 05:12 AM
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Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus were in an elevator of a very posh hotel.

Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $5 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up?









Santa of course, the other two don't exist!
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