Remember This At Christmas Time

[HARDCORE]

Received this by e-mail this morning and thought I would share it would you all. Mrs. H
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REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeers grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.



Female reindeers retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, has to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.



Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.

[Tina]

I got that e-mail as well lmao...

[Robert Ryan]

Hardcore LMAO, shatters my whole image of Reindeer for Santa.

[revwardoc]

On Diane, on Debby, on Prancer, on Vixen, on Cindy, on Candy, on Donna and Brittney!

Nah! Doesn't work!

Looks like he was right on Vixen and Prancer though; after all he had to keep Dasher, Dancer, Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen happy!