The South Will Rise Again!

The South Will Rise Again!
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This colored Republican is still furious over the comments made by Howard
Dean regarding my homeland, sweet, sweet, Dixie! "In Dixieland I make my
stand, to live and die in Dixie!" I sing aloud as I sit behind my
computer and write.

Recently we all know Howard Dean made comments that he wanted to be the
candidate for people in the South with Confederate flags on their pickup
trucks. How dare a Yankee try to tell us what to do! Does Mr. Dean not
know that if the South would have won the Civil War we would have it made?
Mr. Dean wants to bring his commie liberal views to Dixie, the land of
cotton. Dixie, the land of the Confederacy. Dixie, the land of the Klan.
Dixie, the land that I love. Dixie, the stars and bars, if you will. Yes,
I have a strong affinity for Dixie. I guess it all started for me growing
up in the small plantation town of Big Cock, Alabama. There is where my
roots run deep. There in Big Cock I learned the values of being a colored
conservative Republican and trusting that white folk know what is best for
me. There in Big Cock is where I learned that big government was bad for
us colored folks, but it was also extremely bad for the rich white folks.
Yes, there in Dixie, there in Big Cock, I learned that a colored man needs
to learn how to use his own hands rather than asking for a handout from
Uncle Sam!

I was lucky to cover President Bush's travels through Alabama, and
Mississippi. I was to help promote President Bush's economic plan and his
No Child Left Behind program. I was glad to do this. I was glad that I
could show the people of the South, the true southerners that is, the
white folk, if you will, that President Bush's economic plans were
working! I was also glad to show the colored folks of the south that No
Child Left Behind was for colored kids too!

I was chosen for this trip with President Bush, because I write for
RepublicanPress.com, and because my new book, Sammy don't need to be
looking at white gurls, had just been released. I was honored to go with
President Bush back home to Dixieland so I could stand up as proud symbol
of what a colored man can do, and show Yankees like Howard Dean how he
should leave the South alone.


Pictured Above is the truck of our very own "Uncle" Thomas Lee Watts
sitting in the RepublicanPress.com parking lot.

In my book, Sammy don't need to be looking at white gurls, I write about
how the uppity blacks, and the liberals, have forced upon us coloreds the
notion that we, the coloreds and the whites, need to be as one. I don't
agree with this liberal philosophy of integration. I am a firm believer in
segregation, in the manner of Strom Thurmond. I firmly believe that white
folks have the capacity to know a little more than colored folks, because
we coloreds are better at running and jumping, and white folks are better
at thinking. Now, I also point out in my book that white folks are real
good at being the overlord of coloreds and Jews. We coloreds are good at
running and jumping, and Jews are real good at accounting, but neither of
us, coloreds and Jews, are good at being the boss. A good boss is always
a white conservative male! This is why this colored man is a Republican!

The Republican Party has always been on the forefront of segregation. The
Republican Party has always been for the gun toting, flag waving
individual, and not for the people who preach that it takes a village!
The Republican Party has always stood for America going alone in the
world, and for America's military to fight whenever it can! We believe
that a military is for fighting and not for peace keeping!

At each stop through Dixie, President Bush would tell about how his
economic plan would bring jobs! Sure, some will say that America has lost
more than 3.2 million jobs since President Bush came into office. Sure,
some will say that, but these people are looking at the small picture!
America's industries and corporations are making money hand over fist, and
these liberals want to cry about America jobs being lost! This is one
colored man that knows President Bush is doing a bang-up job on the
American economy! There will always be those that whine and cry about job
loss in this country. These whiners and criers are nothing more than long
haired hippie agitators of communist propaganda!

At each stop through Dixie, President Bush would tout his No Child Left
Behind program, and I would read to the colored kids from my Republican
approved book, Sammy don't need to be looking at white gurls. There were
some that questioned why President Bush's program was unfunded by 8
billion dollars. These people were looking at the little picture of
education. Sure, President Bush's plan is underfunded by 8 billion
dollars, but he knows education is more than just dollars! These people
that cry about this are nothing more than commies!

At eash stop some long-haired liberal-media reporter would question
President Bush's war in Iraq. Some of the people and reporters would ask
the President about the deaths of American soldiers in Iraq. President
Bush bravely told them that the increase in American troop loss in Iraq
was, "A sign of progress!" President Bush was right! This is a sign of
progress in Iraq! The whiners and criers over troops being wounded or
killed just don't see the big picture like President Bush! They would
rather whine and cry about some soldier being killed or maimed, than to
support the President by waving an American flag and standing behind his
ideas! This is one colored man that is behind President Bush and the
Republican Party! President Bush and the Republican Party see the bigger
picture in Iraq, and they won't let the smaller picture of troops being
lost interfere with that outlook!

I close this column by telling of my joy for President Bush. This is one
colored man that does indeed see the big picture. I was honored when
President Bush asked me to read my new book to colored kids. I was honored
whenever President Bush ask me to sing, "The Chattanooga Choo-Choo," and
tapdance for him. Yes, this is one colored man that ain't too proud to be
a Republican colored man!

References:
Posted by: Anonymous-Remailer@See.Comment.Header (Jerk Merk)

>Dixie, the land that I love. Dixie, the stars and bars, if you will.

Actually, that flag was only used from late 1863 until the end of the
war. The primary flag of the Confederacy had seven stars in a blue
field with two red and one white stripes. Unfortunately, this was
frequently mistaken for the Union heraldry.

The Civil War was about more than slavery; although that was certainly
an intractable issue, and the flag is symbolic of a rich cultural
history. Black and White people participated in that event.

Jones

"Jerk Merk" wrote in message
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> The South Will Rise Again!
> http://republicanpress.com/
>
>
> This colored Republican is still furious over the comments made by Howard
> Dean regarding my homeland, sweet, sweet, Dixie! "In Dixieland I make my
> stand, to live and die in Dixie!" I sing aloud as I sit behind my
> computer and write.

I really thought you were serious at the begining.
That was great. You must read a lot of Mark Twain

"Jerk Merk" wrote in message
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> The South Will Rise Again!
> http://republicanpress.com/
>
>
> This colored Republican is still furious over the comments made by Howard
> Dean

what a bunch of cry babies.

South VietNam is rebelling against the tyranny of Hanoi?

Al Gore made a huge mistake when he endorsed Howard Dean.

Howard Dean is popular because he opposes the war and he is riding on
the support of the disenfranchised and on the support of Republican
strategists who seek to exploit the impression that anti-war is
anti-American. The support of the disenfranchised makes Howard Dean
look good, but the Republicans sell ideas the way soap is marketed,
and without Republican support, Howard Dean would be irrelevant.
Anybody who does not understand the fact that Howard Dean is supported
because he is not electable, is subject to the manipulation which is
all too human and all too common, in a political process where the
power of persuasion has been supplanted by the power of manipulation.

Al Gore's mistake is understandable, and the sooner he gets it, the
better he'll be.

Gore endorsed Dean because he is the only candidate who has been able
to inspire at the grass-roots level all over the country, but Gore has
failed to analyze the fickle source of all that support. Clearly,
Republicans have embraced the zeal to market Dean like a bar of soap
until he wins the nomination and to demonize him thereafter, and their
determination to win the election before the candidates are even
announced, is the biggest force behind Howard Dean's support.

Al Gore has bought into the carefully orchestrated, media hype, and in
the final analysis, who can blame him? We are all subject to the
manipulation of the media, and Al Gore is no exception.

The real problem with jumping on the Dean bandwagon so soon, is that
the nation should hear all the diverse voices it has to offer because
it deserves far more than to be restricted to a debate between dumb
and dumber. In particular a real leader is
defined, not by what he opposes [as Dean opposes the war in Iraq] but
by what he proposes, and that is why Al Gore's endorsement of Howard
Dean is premature and wrong.

I endorse Senator John Kerry for President and Senator John Edwards
for Vice President, and that is not a premature selection. It is what
Republicans fear.

http://www.geocities.com/matwilson_2000/harvard.htm

Well, I hope the South does rise.
For me its too damn hot and humid.
If'n it rises up here its Ok by me.
I kinda like all three Flags and the
song ...just seems to sing.
I just got my first snow today.
I'd love NASCAR in 3' of Snow,
not them damn Bills.
( whatever happened to Norris, J. Merk ? )

If Alan reads this, no the Injun is
in the Shop. I still suffer from, 'I forgot
not to retard knee.'
I do advise any who like to kickstart
get a Flight Helmet.

It beats a push button Poser anyway.


"Jerk Merk" wrote in message news:XPIXVC7E37967.7690972222@Gilgamesh-frog.org...
> The South Will Rise Again!
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On 12 Dec 2003 17:40:50 -0800, jacknichols123@yahoo.com (Jack Nichols)
wrote this crap:

>Al Gore made a huge mistake when he endorsed Howard Dean.

That's correct. He should have endorsed Al Sharpton. Everyone should
vote for Al Sharpton. It's more important who gets MY endorsement
than Al Gore's. This is because my signature is now the ultimate
power in the universe, and I know the Jedi mind trick.

These aren't the droids you're looking for. Vote for Al Sharpton.
Move along. Move along.

Remember. A vote for Al Sharpton is a vote for....

Al Sharpton.



Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

"fob" wrote in message
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Well, I hope the South does rise.
For me its too damn hot and humid.
If'n it rises up here its Ok by me.
I kinda like all three Flags and the
song ...just seems to sing.
I just got my first snow today.
I'd love NASCAR in 3' of Snow,
not them damn Bills.
( whatever happened to Norris, J. Merk ? )

If Alan reads this, no the Injun is
in the Shop. I still suffer from, 'I forgot
not to retard knee.'
I do advise any who like to kickstart
get a Flight Helmet.

Kee-ee-rist John. If the mo-fo kicks you it will also run backward.
Funniest thing I ever saw. I mean funniest thing I EVER saw was a new guy
all proud as hell of his '47 knuck. It was 0200 Sun morning and the One
Knife Bar had just closed. We generally made a run to an all night eatery
after the bars closed to get a dash of protein to wash down the hangover
poisons. 15 Hoglie Davidsons with drag pipes all stopped at a traffic light.
Some getting the wind up and "pop down" ( The Panheads seemed to pop back
real nice when they were winding down ), others just idling nice and rough
( cammers and strokers ). Light changed and the guy on the knuck let loose
of the suicide clutch without a corresponding blip on the throttle.
Sum-bitch jerked and started to run backwards like it had a reverse. The
poor fuck didn't know whether to shit or go blind. Cranked hard on the
throttle instead of jamming the clutch back in and grabbing a handfull of
brake. Backed into a car parked alongside the road. Only thing that saved
him. Bent the rear fender but the mo-cy didn't go down. The rest of us
busted up laughing. Laughed so hard it was impossible to see through the
tears. Took a good 5 minutes to calm down enough that we could go on to the
restaurant.

--

"The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before
them, glory and danger alike, and notwithstanding go out to meet it."-
Thucydides




It beats a push button Poser anyway.


"Jerk Merk" wrote in message
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You bring tears my eyes about the after the Gin Mill
run, only we hit another County. 4:00 AM closing time
there.
We like all Animals ran in packs. I never did pay the Toll
for the Bridge.....just went though a little fast.
The State Troopers are looking for my Cadillac Fire
Mist Blue and about a Hundred are Black. I'm glad the
parking lot had no lights. TJ's Bar. Its still there.
I often wonder what its like now ? The cleaned up
Chippewa St. no one dances with a .38 in their pocket
anymore, in fact after 5:00PM its a ghost town.

I heard you can make a Harley run backwards, but never
seen it. I always had Pans. I just like them. I never had
the Electra Glide. Who needs a push button ?
I think its mental to prove I have a Leg that works.

No one I knew ever used the Advance Grip. We all did
it by hand. Its damn hard to hold on the Grips and start.
It was pure habit to put it on Retard Start then Advance.

Like any Woman I'll learn its ways...This ain't no Chopper,
its staying just as it is. I will put in a Oil Filter, these do not
have them. So, Oil is changed every 500 to 1,000 miles.

I see a nice 1924....maybe.......When I get that gut feeling
I should go for it.

Remember when Girls looked Cute and wore Mini's.....

Gads......Black Lipstick and fake Pearl in their
nose's...ugh. Forget TJ's. I bet they cream thier
panties over a Red Ducati.

"Don T" wrote in message news:_V_Cb.3746$Pg1.1125@newsread1.news.pas.earthl ink.net...
> Kee-ee-rist John. If the mo-fo kicks you it will also run backward.
> Funniest thing I ever saw. I mean funniest thing I EVER saw was a new guy
> all proud as hell of his '47 knuck. It was 0200 Sun morning and the One
> Knife Bar had just closed. We generally made a run to an all night eatery
> after the bars closed to get a dash of protein to wash down the hangover
> poisons. 15 Hoglie Davidsons with drag pipes all stopped at a traffic light.
> Some getting the wind up and "pop down" ( The Panheads seemed to pop back
> real nice when they were winding down ), others just idling nice and rough
> ( cammers and strokers ). Light changed and the guy on the knuck let loose
> of the suicide clutch without a corresponding blip on the throttle.
> Sum-bitch jerked and started to run backwards like it had a reverse. The
> poor fuck didn't know whether to shit or go blind. Cranked hard on the
> throttle instead of jamming the clutch back in and grabbing a handfull of
> brake. Backed into a car parked alongside the road. Only thing that saved
> him. Bent the rear fender but the mo-cy didn't go down. The rest of us
> busted up laughing. Laughed so hard it was impossible to see through the
> tears. Took a good 5 minutes to calm down enough that we could go on to the
> restaurant.
>
> --
>
> "The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before
> them, glory and danger alike, and notwithstanding go out to meet it."-
> Thucydides
>
>
>
>
> It beats a push button Poser anyway.
>
>
> "Jerk Merk" wrote in message
> news:XPIXVC7E37967.7690972222@Gilgamesh-frog.org...
> > The South Will Rise Again!
> > http://republicanpress.com/
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>
>