Things Not To Say On Your Wedding Night?

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Things Not To Say On Your Wedding Night?


-- But everybody looks funny naked!

--You woke me up for that?

-- Did I mention the video camera?

-- Hurry up! This room rents by the hour!

-- Can you please pass me the remote control?

-- Do you accept Visa?

-- ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

-- On second thought, let's turn off the lights.

-- Do you get any premium movie channels?

-- Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!

-- But I just brushed my teeth...

-- Smile, you're on Candid Camera!

-- Did you know the ceiling needs painting?

-- Did I remember to take my pill?

-- But my cat always sleeps on that pillow..

-- Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?

-- You're almost as good as my ex!

-- Now I know why he/she dumped you...

-- What are you planning to make for breakfast?

-- I have a confession...

-- You can cook, too right?

-- Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names.

-- Don't mind me.. I always file my nails in bed.