Iraqi Sheik Al-Sumide'i Tells of the Divine Spiders Sent by Allah to Assist the Musli

[darrels joy]

Iraqi Sheik Al-Sumide'i Tells of the Divine Spiders Sent by Allah to Assist the Muslims in the Battle of Najaf

The following are excerpts from an interview with Iraqi Sheik Mahdi Saleh Al-Sumide'i, who participated in the battle of Falluja:

Sheik Sumide'i: They [the Americans] attacked Falluja and tried to cause great damage to its residents. They destroyed mosques and homes, killed women, children, and youths, and spread corruption in Falluja. Nevertheless, we believe that Allah protects the believers, and indeed, Allah stood beside Falluja, and I'd like to mention some miracles Allah performed in Falluja. It is possible that the media does not know about them.

The first miracle that occurred in Falluja took the form of spiders that appeared in the city ? each spider larger than this chair, or about the size of this chair. The American soldiers left, holding the legs of this spider, and I too, in one of the Friday sermons, held up a spider, with all its magnitude, in front of the satellite channels and in front of the world. This spider also had thin black hair. If this hair touches the human body, within a short period of time the body becomes black or blue, and then there is an explosion in the blood cells in the human body - and the person dies.

This is one of the miracles performed in support of Falluja, and the Jihad that took place in Falluja. Despite the damage done to the American forces?

Interviewer:

The people saw it, but the TV stations did not air it?

Sheik Mahdi Saleh Al-Sumide'I:

The people saw it and the TV stations indeed aired it. I held the spider, and there were between 13 to 15 TV stations, including Al-Arabiya, Al-Jazeera, Al-Majd, Dubai, Abu-Dhabi and other stations, and they saw it with their own eyes.

Interviewer:

According to your personal knowledge, are the casualties in Iraq of the American forces and their allies much greater than what the US admits?

Sheik Mahdi Saleh Al-Sumide'I:

By Allah, I would like to say something. I swear in the name of Allah on this issue. If the American mothers, sisters, and wives ? and this is a message directed at the American people ? if they knew what was happening to their children in Iraq, no woman could sleep in her bed at night, and you would see women and children in the streets of America, down on their knees, throwing dirt on their heads because of what is happening to the American forces in Iraq.

Today, if a hundred Americans are killed, they say there was one casualty, and if dozens of tanks were blown up, they say one was blown up. No one will notice the losses caused to the American forces until they return to their bases ? if they return, and in my opinion they will not return ? but if they return, the world will see and the American people will see the number of losses.

Interviewer:

Sheik, what do the Americans do with all these casualties? Some say that there are special mass graves for the mercenary forces the Americans brought to Iraq and no one is allowed to photograph them. A somebody has said, on this program, that they discovered a mass grave in the Iraqi desert and he took an Arab cameraman there, and he was told that if he films this mass grave, the Americans will kill him.

Sheik Mahdi Saleh Al-Sumide'I:

This is the truth. We too followed this issue. A mass grave was created in a desert area near the Saudi boarder for the American soldiers killed. There is also a lake near Al-Sa'diya. The Americans place the casualties inside white or black bags, seal them and toss them from a plane into the lake.

http://www.memritv.org/Transcript.asp?P1=219

[revwardoc]

It seems that "Baghdad Bob" is alive and well!

[firemedic]

Sounds like he's been out in the sun too long.

[1CAVCCO15MED]

We have counterattacked with the divine crab lice.

[Keith_Hixson]

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I'm so confused.

Keith :cd:

[Seascamp]

I read this as they got their ass kicked and the Sheik is doing the usual tall tale deal to overcome some horribly inaccurate initial predictions. Like Saddam after GWI where they had a huge ?victory celebration? in Baghdad after they had gotten escorted out of Kuwait by a bunch of A-10s with their noses belching cannon fire.

The problem with this kind of thing is that it will be played over and over again in every souq coffee shop from Cairo to Casa Blanca and a goodly number of the patrons are going to believe every word of it and buy in. And of course this plays right into the hands of the trouble-making Mullahs that are always and forever looking for ways to lever and manipulate their followers. This then leads to some other event and similar sagas of ?Allah? smiting the non-believers, etc., and the cycle repeats, on and on and on-or at least it has for the last 1400 years.

Scamp

[revwardoc]

Do you remember when Salman Rushdie was condemned to die by Ayatollah "Ass-a-hola" Khomeini back in '89 for writing "The Satanic Verses"? After about a year of vainly trying to find him, never mind kill him, some jagoff muslims made a movie about the hunt for Salman that ended when (again, being unable to find him) they called down the wrath of Allah upon him. It was the absolute worse special effects I've ever seen in a movie, rivaling Ed Wood's "Plan 9 From Outer Space". They had hand-made lightning bolts suspended from visible wires strike "Rushdie", then superimposed fire on him. A pathetic attempt by pathetic religious fanatics.

Meanwhile, Rushdie is still alive and well in England.

[revwardoc]

http://www.dailystar.com.lb/article....rticle_id=7859

Women's underwear, monkeys among latest targets of Tehran vice crackdown
Khatami condemns hardline measures

TEHRAN: Window shoppers in Iran will no longer have the pleasure of looking at women's underwear or buying a variety of pets, according to new police rules reported Saturday and criticised by President Mohammad Khatami.

According to the student news agency ISNA, shops have been barred from displaying lingerie in their windows - with the display ban also applying to "unveiled mannequins with noticeable curves."

In addition, men have also been banned from employment as salesmen in women's underwear stores - with offending shopowners facing the loss of their licenses.

In other measures reported by ISNA, commercial centers and restaurants have also been told not to keep or sell dogs, pigs and monkeys - animals that are considered in Islam to be unclean.

The measures are contained in a new manual for police, ISNA said. Another rule includes women being banned from taking driving lessons with male instructors unless they are accompanied by an immediate male relative.

ISNA also quoted a senior police official as saying that all clothes stores will be searched for hidden cameras and see-through mirrors in their fitting rooms following complaints from citizens.

The report comes amid a general crackdown on women deemed to be "badly veiled," which has seen police in the capital Tehran and other cities round up hundreds of women sporting flimsy headscarves, three-quarter-length trousers and shape-revealing coats.

Speaking to reporters.

Saturday, the embattled reformist Khatami - one of the few moderates still in office - said he believed the crackdown was "unacceptable."

"I do not accept such unfair actions on the streets," said the president. "I do not believe it is acceptable." Random crackdowns on restaurants, coffee shops and shopping centers are common in the Islamic Republic, especially in the hot summer months, but the latest measures appear to be more determined and are seen as a reflection of the recent shift to the right within the regime.

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I wonder if Islam has any plans to extricate itself from the 12th century!