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One Linners
ONE-LINERS:
? A bird in hand is safer than one overhead. ? Any system which relies on human reliability is unreliable. ? Doing it the hard way is always easier. ? Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom? ? The tennis shoes you must replace today will go on sale next week. ? Inside every small problem is a larger problem struggling to get out. ? I majored in Liberal Arts. Will that be for here or to go? ? Incompetence plus incompetence equals incompetence. ? You get the most of what you need the least. ? Leakproof thermoses -- will. ? The most heavily traveled streets spend the most time under construction. ? Good enough never is. ? Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen. ? Well, this day was a total waste of make-up. ? You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-savings time. ? You! Off my planet! ? Sick children recover miraculously when the pediatrician enters the treatment room. ? Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control. ? Bottomless pit of needs & wants. ? Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
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