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Old 07-24-2006, 05:41 AM
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Default Pig, Helicopter, Fire Engine

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You are driving in a car moving at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

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Get off the children's merry-go-round; you're drunk!
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Old 07-24-2006, 06:35 AM
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Old 07-24-2006, 06:55 AM
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Awwww you gave the answer.
I was going to say take the elevator to the next floor and get off at the first mickey you see.
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Old 07-24-2006, 03:45 PM
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That was gr8t
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Old 07-24-2006, 07:26 PM
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Thanks for clearing things up for me.
For 20 or so years was annoying not being able
to figure out the strange dream thought I had
one night, during much wilder times.
Now, the dream(?) makes sense.

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