Psyco Vets Choir Practice April 24 - 27 2008

[DMZ-LT]

Tina , don't say ewwww in front of BobK , some of his most romantic moments have come after he has herd that word

[SEATJERKER]

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...He got new wading boots for the a gift this year, he calls it a "stocking stuffer",...

...along with the new economy size FDS, ode' de la ewwwww, with the under arm spray ode' de la pewwww...

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[b3196]

Ya'll sick....and Curtis, you're not too bright. FDS stands for Feminine Deodorant for the Sheep.
John help this poor boy out....Tell him how you use it when you eat Lamb Chop

[Stick]

Expect a designated driver to show up early Thursday morning unless the doc' takes me off these drugs and I can tip a few an iffen that happens I'm gonna need sumbudy ta pick me up.

[Tina]

okay now I need a drink.. You all have a great weekend and will talk to you soon..

love ya
tina

[nailerrick]

Ya'lls gots me scard with all this fancy talkens,lol. I hope to make this mountain thing,but I tells ya's I's can't never did learns ta sing,sho nuff,Rick

[b3196]

Not to worry Rick....We gotcha covered. Hal and I can meet ya at the first Dalton exit off of 75. We usually hang out in the gas station there waiting for a cattle truck to come by. That way we can line up our dates for the weekend.....we bring John the ugly one. He's not to choosey being from Georgia

[Tina]

Bob is that why you didn't have any dates last year :P none good enough???

[DeadlyDaring]

Been reading this file and thought I would post this for YA"LL to read

An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand, walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun.
Ventriloquist: "G'day Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him?"
New Zealander: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."
Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
Dog: "Doin' all right"
New Zealander: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?"
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
New Zealander: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
New Zealander: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think."
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool"
New Zealander: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Horse: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
New Zealander: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
New Zealander: "The sheep's a liar"

[SEATJERKER]

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...actualy graduated,...

...He's now a New Vealander, or was that Zoolander,...

...His motto is "The field is wide open",...

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