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[SuperScout]

President Bush Sells Louisiana Back to the French!!

President Bush and a giddy Jacques Chirac shake hands on the deal.

BATON ROUGE, LA. - The White House announced today that President Bush has successfully sold the state of Louisiana back to the French at more than double its original selling price of $11,250,000.

"This is a bold step forward for America," said Bush. "And America will be stronger and better as a result. I stand here today in unity with French Prime Minister Jack Chirac, who was so kind to accept my offer of Louisiana in exchange for 25 million dollars cash."

The state, ravaged by Hurricane Katrina, will cost hundreds of billions of dollars to rebuild.

"Jack understands full well that this one's a 'fixer upper,'" said Bush. "He and the French people are quite prepared to pump out all that water, and make Louisiana a decent place to live again. And they've got a lot of work to do. But Jack's assured me, if it's not right, they're going to fix it."

The move has been met with incredulity from the beleaguered residents of Louisiana. "Shuba-pie!" said New Orleans resident Willis Babineaux. "Frafer-perly yum kom drabby sham!"

However, President Bush's decision has been widely lauded by Republicans. "This is an unexpected but brilliant move by the President," said Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist. "Instead of spending billions and billions, and billions of dollars rebuilding the state of Louisiana, we've just made 25 million dollars in pure profit."

"This is indeed a smart move," commented Fox News analyst Brit Hume. "Not only have we stopped the flooding in our own budget, we've made money on the deal. Plus, when the god-awful French are done fixing it up, we can easily invade and take it back again."

[Advisor]

Sounds like a plan to me!!!!

[sn-e3]

Bush is brillient! God bless his little pea brain.

[Boats]

I know a few more places they can buy.

[exlrrp]

So George Bush wants to sell Louisiana and Bill Frist backs him up.
Too bad this is treason. George Bush is supposed to be President of ALL the united states and he wants to sell one when it gets flooded. This is called: running away from a problem like a coward.
Well, thats the "leadership" we've seen fromGeorge Bush--peddle America for money to the highest bidder. and, as Louisiana is the 4th largest oil producing state, the French will surely appreciate it. Unfortunately that will drive up the cost of oil in this country but HEY!! No problem- Bush and Cheny own a lot of oil stock and oil companies profits are--not uncoincidently--higher than every before--Mission Accomplished!!
What do all the American citizens in Louisiana think about being sold back to the French by "their" President?
Stay good
james

[SuperScout]

Run, don't walk, to your nearest orthopedic doctor, and have him re-insert your leg into the proper joint. I didn't know that something some obviously a bit of humor could be taken so seriously that your leg would be pulled, and simultaneously, your panties would be knotted up so tightly. But your response confirms a long held belief: most liberals must have had their sanity and their sense of humor surgically removed.

Mean he's got a brain. Didn't even know he had a pea brain. Man did I make mistake voting for him.

[Gimpy]

Robert...........you AND about 50 or so million OTHER folks as well, huh???????? :cd: :cd: :cd: :cd:

[SuperScout]

... and another humorless voice, crying in the wilderness of bitterness....

Wonder if we could talk the Indians inta buyin back New York?