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Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark...
Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark...
One: Don't miss the boat. Two: Remember that we are all in the same boat. Three: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark. Four: Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big. Five: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done. Six: Build your future on high ground. Seven: For safety's sake, travel in pairs. Eight: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs. Nine: When you're stressed, float a while. Ten: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals. Eleven: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting.
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aww thats so cute!
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You'd have to be 600 years old to do it today. Can you imagine the zoning applications, approval of the kennels, the building permits. Besides, what's a cubit???
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NOAH....
...Cu'bit n. ancient measure of length...
... about 18-22 inches
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