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05-22-2008, 09:13 AM
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Please Help...
Dear Friends:
I have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise $5,000,000.00 for a monument of Hillary Clinton 's heroic stand under Bosnian sniper fire. We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces. We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary Clinton in the Washington , DC Hall Of Fame. We are having a bit of difficulty as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Jesse Jackson & Barack Obama, who never told the truth, since Hillary Clinton could never tell the difference. We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money. If you are one of the fortunate people who have anything left after taxes, we expect a generous contribution to this worthwhile project. Thank you, Hillary Clinton Monument Committee P.S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far. P.P.S And another thing... Now let me get this straight. Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs. His wife Hillary got $8 million for hers. That's $20 million for memories from two people, who for eight years repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anything.
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05-22-2008, 11:35 AM
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well
If I lived in one of those States that charges deposits for beer cans, you could have that.
No never mind, with the price of Gas, Food now days, Ijust might need that for the price of BEER going up. Sorry Hilliary...... enough..... reeb..
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05-22-2008, 12:24 PM
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PS to Sparrowhawk: I've got 17 cents spare change. Where do I send it, and please, don't ask me to send it to bOOger - he'd just waste it on lascivious wimmen and strong drink..
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05-22-2008, 12:38 PM
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How about that monument to Geronimo
Not to change the subject but you mentioned monuments and this came to mind.
Saw this on the tube the other day - I never knew it was being made - Father died and now the kids try to take up the remaining work needing to be done.
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05-22-2008, 01:33 PM
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I think $1.35 is close enough to target to be encouraging. Hey, I doubt many know of the WWII graffiti cartoon character “Kilroy” and the notation 'Kilroy was here’,
Zo, a few cans of spray paint, and a bunch of gang tag artists with itchy fingers may do the trick. Imagine the normally bald Kilroy with some frizz hair plus the notation “Hilroy was here”. And then every monument, wall and fence across the land can be properly rededicated to the scary days of the Bosnian heroine. Some deco art bullet pockmarks around ‘Hilroy’ may be appropriate as well; kind of a touch of really triple dog serious-shit coming down.  Scamp
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05-23-2008, 06:13 AM
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bOOger
Sheesh! I thought you had more class than that - to brag about a headjob from Hillary? Eeeeeeeeeeeuuuuu!
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One Big Ass Mistake, America "Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
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05-23-2008, 06:26 AM
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Brice
A few pictures taken with the ole cell phone and I'll be able to write a book.....about my memiors...  Do you know what getting a Lewinski from the Hildabeast and walking a Highwire have in common In both cases, you don't wanna look down
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