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The Living Will - This is IMPORTANT
This is important. You should all think about doing it while you are still of sound mind. I know it may be too late for some of you.
I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/ doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following: Glass of wine _____ Margarita ______ Martini ______ Cold Beer ______ Chicken fried steak and cream gravy ______ Mexican food ______ French fries ______ Pizza ______ Bowl of ice cream ______ a cup of coffee _____Chocolate ______ Sex_______, It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. Signed ____________________ |
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What is Sex
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If your going to suceed your going to have to know how to deal with failure. (Joe Torre). |
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Geez, Rob! If you haven't figured it out by now...!
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I'd rather be historically accurate than politically correct. |
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It's just that is has been so long I forget.
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If your going to suceed your going to have to know how to deal with failure. (Joe Torre). |
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's matter? your hands broke?
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I'd rather be historically accurate than politically correct. |
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Sex, sex, sex. You are all such ...... "men".
RA |
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That's right Ann, every 15 seconds according to the experts, but I just wanna say....Oh, God! That was hot! Now, what were we talking about?
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I'd rather be historically accurate than politically correct. |
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