Yankee advance party captured in Atlanta

[DMZ-LT]

The leader of a Yankee advance party was captured Monday night. A guy named Andy , from Boston was captured about 7pm Monday night. Interrogation started immediately but despite 1/2 gallon of burbon He continued to talk until 4am. The prisoner was taken to the Kennesaw Mountain Battle field to see what happened to the last Yankee's that tried to get into Atlanta. He briefly escaped to the biker bar " The Outhouse Saloon "but was quickly recaptured after several more drinks and a couple dozen raw oysters. He was paroled this morningand sent up 85 North.................... I can not tell you how much respect and joy we shared during this visit - thank you brother , see ya again someday soon I hope. Welcome Home to all !

[39mto39g]

Don't we shoot prisoners?

Hang - over?
Lord!!!! I will never do that again, if you will just get me through this. I promis,, no-really.


Leave a little fun for the rest of us.

Ron

[Keith_Hixson]

All that therapy was waisted when Andy went South. Yep Andy went South! Poor fellow.

I hope he survives and makes it up North again.


Poor fellow.


Keith

[White Oak]

He was luckly to get caught by LT instead of the Confederate Tiger Force

[Jerry D]

LT ole' Granny Moses (Beverly Hillbillies) would have been proud of ya' you paroleing a Yankee prisoneer after hours of Tennesee Whisky interogating Glad to hear' Andy had a good time in Hotlanta and hope he makes it back safely.

[1CAVCCO15MED]

What? You let him go for nothing? We hillbillies got a bunch of kielbasa and perogies out of him for ransom. Then, Tee Hee, we sent him home with this poisonous fern by telling him it was from Boston and needed a ride home. There'll be a lot if scratching in Boston.

[BLUEHAWK]

Southern hospitality, it'll git ya every time...

[Packo]

Was just reading an article in the paper that numerous unexplained fires have been reported on I-85 moving North. Maybe you was just alittle hasty on that parolen' business. Maybe shoulda takin' that boy to Andersonville first, for a little visit. Guess I need to go stand guard at the ruins of Sheldon Church case he decides to cut over to I-95. Dang, them Yankees are at it agin!

J.E.B. Packo

FORGET, HELL (except at my age I'm forgittin' what it was I wasn't gonna forgit) Where the hell is General Gimpy when we need him????

[DMZ-LT]

I think your right about Andersonville Paco. I was able to put out a small fire in my house right when he left but I am pretty sure the dog is pregnant.

[Andy]

Always bothers me with loose mouthed people start telling tales. That ? gallon didn?t get empty till the second night. I really did enjoy the little tavern we went to, it had a pin ball machine! I?ve been to many a tavern where you see nothing in the parking lot but pick-ups and bikes, sort of felt like I was working again. By the way, if your dog is pregnant look elsewhere. But those big sharp teeth, you know how I like to live on the edge.

Doc, I really didn?t think it was a Boston Fern, it tasted different. Actually, it went very good with some Red Hot sauce. (Annette didn?t realize it was that big, she?s not sure where to put it. At the moment it?s covering our kitchen table. )

Regarding the fires on I-85:
I have the right to remain silent,
Anything I say may be used against me in a court of law?.

Stay healthy,
Andy
PS: It was a great time and I really loved staying in your weapons room. Sharon and I were talking about getting together again. I guess she intended to include you.