OT: I don't believe what I just heard

Sitting here drinking wine and watching 60 Minutes. They ran an ad for a
drug called "Cealis" or something like that. According to the
advertisement, this little pill is supposed to -- well -- let's say -- it's
supposed to put lead in your pencil.

As usual, the end of the ad was a list of counter-indications -- headache,
backache, upset stomach, etc. Then -- and this is no bullshit -- then the
announcer said: "Erections lasting over four hours require immediate medical
attention."

I fell out in the floor. Now, let's see, pop one of these pills and four
hours later call 911:

"911 -- what is your emergency?"

"Well, you see . . . "




Pass the jar, Leon, I ain't had this much fun since grandpa fell through the
outhouse floor.

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Joe S.

On Sun, 8 Feb 2004 1957 -0500, Joe S. wrote:

> "911 -- what is your emergency?"
>
> "Well, you see . . . "

Priapism.

-Jeff B. (ashamed to admit he knows that word)
yeff at erols dot com

In article ,
Yeff wrote:

> On Sun, 8 Feb 2004 1957 -0500, Joe S. wrote:
>
> > "911 -- what is your emergency?"
> >
> > "Well, you see . . . "
>
> Priapism.
>
> -Jeff B. (ashamed to admit he knows that word)
> yeff at erols dot com

Now you know why I wear a long parka even in July.

Homer

"Yeff" wrote in message
news:tmrouejbz9wt$.dlg@lemming.militia.com...
> On Sun, 8 Feb 2004 1957 -0500, Joe S. wrote:
>
> > "911 -- what is your emergency?"
> >
> > "Well, you see . . . "
>
> Priapism.
>
> -Jeff B. (ashamed to admit he knows that word)
> yeff at erols dot com

I did a Google search for "priapism" and read the medical description of the
condition, its cause, and treatment. The treatment hurt just to read about
it.


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Joe S.

Joe, that used to be a problem with sickle cell anemia. You could get a
"woody" and the blood cells would lock up in the penis stopping all
circulation. If you didn't want it to rot off you used a hypodermic
needed to remove the blocked blood.

In news:c06jur01u66@enews1.newsguy.com,
Joe S. radiated into the WorldWideWait:

> Sitting here drinking wine and watching 60 Minutes. They ran an ad
> for a drug called "Cealis" or something like that. According to the
> advertisement, this little pill is supposed to -- well -- let's say
> -- it's supposed to put lead in your pencil.
>
> As usual, the end of the ad was a list of counter-indications --
> headache, backache, upset stomach, etc. Then -- and this is no
> bullshit -- then the announcer said: "Erections lasting over four
> hours require immediate medical attention."
> I fell out in the floor. Now, let's see, pop one of these pills
> and four hours later call 911:
> "911 -- what is your emergency?"
> "Well, you see ... "
> Pass the jar, Leon, I ain't had this much fun since grandpa fell
> through the outhouse floor.

"Oh, Nurrrse!"

they still swattin' at it with a hammer to make it drop?

"Joe S." wrote in message
news:c07mhk0nhf@enews3.newsguy.com...
> "Yeff" wrote in message
> news:tmrouejbz9wt$.dlg@lemming.militia.com...
> > On Sun, 8 Feb 2004 1957 -0500, Joe S. wrote:
> >
> > > "911 -- what is your emergency?"
> > >
> > > "Well, you see . . . "
> >
> > Priapism.
> >
> > -Jeff B. (ashamed to admit he knows that word)
> > yeff at erols dot com
>
> I did a Google search for "priapism" and read the medical description of
the
> condition, its cause, and treatment. The treatment hurt just to read
about
> it.
>
>
> --
> ----
> Joe S.
>
>
>

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Posted by: BertF@webtv.net (Herb F.)

>Joe, that used to be a problem with sickle cell anemia. You could get a
>"woody" and the blood cells would lock up in the penis stopping all
>circulation. If you didn't want it to rot off you used a hypodermic
>needed to remove the blocked blood.

Ouch!

Knock it off, asshole.

Jones

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Posted by: "Joe S."

>I did a Google search for "priapism" and read the medical description of the
>condition, its cause, and treatment. The treatment hurt just to read about
>it.

Ya know, honestly, I never had the clapp. I really didn't fuck that
much... I had other sins. But... seriously, when you got it, did they
*really* put it on the table and whack it with a flat piece of mylar
or something?

Jones

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Posted by: "Wakyer Eagle"

>they still swattin' at it with a hammer to make it drop?

Well, once upon a time, when I was a soldier, I was passing through
some hospital complex, someplace... Can Tho? Long Binh, perhaps? It
blurs, you know. Anyway, I was given a bed on a ward for the night...
yeah, it sounds strange, but it gets better. So, there I was, laying
there with all of the guys who *really* needed the morphine... get the
picture?

Anyway, about 2100, a couple of USO girls come in. One of them walks
up to my bunk and actually offers me a blow job... I shit you not!
Those of you who have actually been on those wards know how it went.
Kinna like the apocryphal story 'bout the guy gettin' the PH for a
dose of the clapp.

Well, I didn't accept... really! I mean, it would have been fraud
beyond belief, IMO. But what kind of pissed me off was that, when I
told her that I was just RON and not really wounded, she acted like I
was somehow reprobate for being there... Hey! I just did as I was
told. I figure that she should have polished my knob for being so
honest.

What do you think?

Jones