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Old 02-04-2010, 07:47 AM
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Talking Is Bob K - Ancient

HAPPY BIRTHDAY once more old friend. This May I turn 64. Noticed the knee caps don't work too well - getting down is easy - its getting up again. Don't you just love mileage. he he

Have a good one Bob.

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Old 02-04-2010, 08:42 AM
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Bob's first enlistment was as an archer at the Battle of Hastings , 1066. Scholars think his attraction to farm animals came from the feathers on the arrows he held under his nose a little to long
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Old 02-04-2010, 09:14 AM
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Default Happy B'Day bOOger!

Actually, bobk, aka bOOger, was a combination archer/animal tender, so when the Battle of Hastings became a bit boring, he decided that an attempt to merge his two jobs would lend a bit of mirth, insanity, and frivolity to an otherwise stagnated battle. Building a huge bow of super-human ability to aim and fire, he enlisted the assistance of some lowly peon, and then tied a small pig to an arrow that replicated the small trees nearby. When this missle was launched, nobody could believe that pigs could fly, but our hero bOOger the pig abuser, made it all happen. And he's been celebrating ever since! Have a good 'un, bOOger!

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