Another Chuckle

[phuloi]

Subject: OCEAN OF BEER
> >
> > Two Irishmen were adrift in a life boat following a dramatic escape from a
> > burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, one of
>the
> > men stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would
>appear,
> > he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a genie
> > came forth. This particular genie, however, stated that he could only
> > deliver one wish, not the standard three.
> > Without giving much thought to the matter the man blurted out, "Make the
> > entire ocean into beer!" The genie clapped his hands with a deafening
>crash,
> > and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by
> > mortals.
> > Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of beeron the
> > hull broke the stillness as the men considered their circumstances.
> > One man looked disgustedly at the other whose wish had been granted.
>After
> > a long, tension filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going idiot! Now we're
>going
> > to have to piss in the boat!"